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MissBookSmart
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December 22, 2012 1:56am UTC

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance,
baffle them with bullsh*t.

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MissBookSmart
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December 21, 2012 1:05am UTC

To my enemies,
I hope that on Christmas you trip on a lego walking to the tree, and then get five pairs of crocs from your parents.
Sincerely,
Me

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MissBookSmart
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December 19, 2012 11:54pm UTC

Girl: meye bf just brke ^ wth mi. I dnt nd anythn
Dictionary: I think you need me.

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MissBookSmart
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December 19, 2012 12:46am UTC

I found out that the coloring in red lipstick is made from
crushed bugs.
Never.
Using.
Red.
Lipstick.

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MissBookSmart
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December 17, 2012 7:37pm UTC

Blonde Joke:
A blonde is going on a trip to Vegas.
As she is almost to the airport, there is a sign that says 'Airport Left'.
So she turned around and went back home.
Get it? And I don't mean to offend.

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MissBookSmart
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December 17, 2012 5:49pm UTC

I don't want to be mean all the time...
people just irritate me all the time.

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MissBookSmart
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December 14, 2012 3:58pm UTC

"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!"
Admit it...
We all sang that when we lost our front teeth.

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MissBookSmart
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December 14, 2012 11:06am UTC

Ripping a bandaid off > Stepping on a lego

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MissBookSmart
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December 14, 2012 12:24am UTC

What is your biggest fear?
(There can be more than one)
Mine are snakes, falling off a roller coaster, drowning, and needles.

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MissBookSmart
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December 13, 2012 7:55pm UTC

My P.E./Science teacher actually let us take a nap in class today.
Best teacher ever!
True Story

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MissBookSmart
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December 13, 2012 12:17am UTC

Why was Santa freaking out when he got stuck in the chimney?
Because he was Santa Claustraphobic!

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MissBookSmart
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December 13, 2012 12:09am UTC

Good things come to those who wait...
except for when it comes to food.

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MissBookSmart
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December 12, 2012 11:05pm UTC

The world will possibly end in 7 days, 3 hours, and 54 minutes.
Found this here: http://howmanydaysuntiltheworldends.com/

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MissBookSmart
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December 12, 2012 2:46pm UTC

The worst feeling in the world is stepping on a lego.
waking from an awesome dream.

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MissBookSmart
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December 12, 2012 1:05pm UTC

What are you going to wish for at 12:12.12 on 12/12/12?

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MissBookSmart
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December 12, 2012 11:12am UTC

Hate.
Hate, hate, hate.
LOATHE entirely.
-Grinch

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MissBookSmart
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December 11, 2012 11:41pm UTC

For all the quotes that say that money is made from trees...
Money is actually made from surplus jeans from jean companies.
Your welcome.

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MissBookSmart
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December 11, 2012 11:23pm UTC

My S.S. teacher's name is Mr. Price.
His slogan should be "Mr. Price is Right"
Get it? :)

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MissBookSmart
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December 11, 2012 3:31pm UTC

I hate when a guy say that all he cares about is personality in a girl, but the next day
they walk into school with their blond-haired, blue-eyed, skinny, and big-boobed b/tch.
Yeah, personality...

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MissBookSmart
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 11:22pm UTC

When I was little,
my mom told me that if I didn't have anything nice to say
then I shouldn't say anything at all.
Now you know why I only called you a b/tch.

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