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Ali_Tex98
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October 7, 2012 10:11am UTC

Math is a drama queen.
It seriously can't have that many problems.

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:)*
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October 7, 2012 10:04am UTC

: ) Smiliey face
; ) Winky face
: * Kissy face
:Y Duck face!

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Ali_Tex98
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October 7, 2012 10:07am UTC

I never understood why they have life jackets under our seats on planes instead of parachutes..

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HeyitsAmia
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October 7, 2012 10:46am UTC

me: hi
family: OMG she's out of her cave!!!! it's a miracle!!!!! lololololol
me: bye
-nmq

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 10:40pm UTC

So, like...
thia guy at my school
told me to play slender man game
and so like i was curious to see other peoples reactions
and i saw one video
where this person was all like
"OHMIGOSH I SAW HIM IN REAL LIFE NOT ON THE GAME!!!! DO NOT WATCH VIDEOS ABOUT HIM OR ELSE YOU WILL BE RISKING YOUR OWN LIFE!!!"
am i the only one who thinks hes not gonna kill me ._.

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Pluto*
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September 13, 2012 4:22pm UTC

Random Person: Haha you're really witty, you know.
Me: ...
My Cat:
My Dog:
Steve:
Gangman Style Guy:
My Brother:
My Mother:
My Teacher:
Me: He Knows...

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Pluto*
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September 14, 2012 3:38pm UTC

*My Mom Waking Me Up For School*
My Mom: GET UP! IT'S 8:30 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE!
Me: Oh My God, I better hurry up. *Gets ready in 5 minutes*
Me *Looks at the time*
Me: 7:30.... My own mother lied to me.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 3:40pm UTC

♚
Stop
Being
Calm And Start Being Awesome
Instead.

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Pluto*
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September 14, 2012 3:47pm UTC

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Pluto*
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September 15, 2012 4:11pm UTC

My Cats: *Cuddling and acting cute*
Me: Oh My God, they're so cute! I should totally take a picture of this!
Me: *Takes out camera*
My Cats: She's about to take a picture... Quick, lick your butt!
My Cats: Meow. *lick lick lick*
Me: ...F.uck you.

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Pluto*
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September 18, 2012 3:47pm UTC

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Pluto*
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October 3, 2012 2:47pm UTC

Him: I don't mean to brag but,
Him: I just peed without wetting the toilet seat.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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September 28, 2012 4:52pm UTC

Fine. Don't respond to my text.
I like food better than I like you anyways.

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 28, 2012 4:55pm UTC

My Logic;
you can't be dissapointed if you expect nothing.

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yourcool
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September 28, 2012 4:59pm UTC

October, October, October.
Some people have "bad days."
I have bad months.
Ever since I was seven years old, something bad has happened.
To death, to sickness, to surgery, to accidents.
There's always something.
My mom is getting surgery on the first.
This is the tenth year aniversary of my fathers death.
Call me paranoid, but I can feel like horrible coming.
Please be good to me October.
I'm tired of being scared.

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yourcool
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September 28, 2012 5:04pm UTC

when someone says to me,
"go to hell". I'm like, "yeah, dude, I work there part-time as a tour guide."

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 28, 2012 5:01pm UTC

When life knocks me down,
instead of getting back up, I usually lie there and take a nap.

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 28, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Sometimes it's okay.
It's alright to be hurt sometimes.
It's okay to cry, you know.
Don't be so afraid.

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