MindFucked's Quotes

MindFucked
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 10:27am UTC

Dude,
you have a beautiful girlfriend wrapped around your finger. Wake up and realize it. Treat her right before she isn't yours anymore.

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MindFucked
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August 7, 2012 3:17pm UTC

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MindFucked
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 3:32pm UTC

I'm surrounded by dumb motherf~ckers. True
Life

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MindFucked
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 3:21pm UTC

You can go
Headbutt a knife now.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 10:24pm UTC

I think that Witty
should take the report button more seriously, and there should be a button for reporting someone fake. Because, you know, faking someone's identity is illegal. And if someone was reported for being fake, they would have to make a proof sign or their account gets deleted in a number amount of days.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 2:35pm UTC

Hi everyone.
c0nnor is a fake. juliiiaaaxox is faking him. Whoever says he is not a fake, I would like to see some proof of him.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 8:00pm UTC

If people winked in real life
As much as they do in text messages, this world would be a pretty creepy place.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Texting five people,
And telling four of them you're going to bed, just so you can spend the rest of the night texting the one person that you like.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 7:43pm UTC

Deleting all of your ugly pictures,
When a hot guy requests you on Facebook.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 2:56pm UTC

Nothing moves faster,
Than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 8:46pm UTC

This is WittyProfiles,
The Internet's largest collection of quotes.
Not Witty Profiles: The Internet's largest collection of One Direction facts.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Wanting to wear sweatpants,
But not wanting to be the only one.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 5:33pm UTC

Those crucial few seconds,
When you can't get your tight jeans off when you need to pee.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 8:44pm UTC

When you wish upon a star,
You're a few million lightyears late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Completely silent.
Kid next to you talks. You get yelled at.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:49pm UTC

Do something amazing,
Try to show your friend. Mysteriously can't do it anymore.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:21pm UTC

see a hot guy once for a few seconds,
fall in love.

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