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MindFucked
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September 30, 2012 11:28am UTC

Teacher: You failed a test.
Me: You failed to educate me.

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MindFucked
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September 24, 2012 5:56pm UTC

"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."
- Rene Descartes

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MindFucked
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September 22, 2012 1:07pm UTC

you are imperfect.
-Mirror

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MindFucked
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September 22, 2012 11:47am UTC

This may be bananas
But I find you very appealing.

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MindFucked
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September 20, 2012 6:30pm UTC

Teacher: Where's your homework
Me: Why are you so obsessed with me

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MindFucked
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September 20, 2012 3:50pm UTC

I want to buy a book. A book that I have never heard of; never read. Look at the cover, read the back, and flip through the pages. Bring it home, grab a highlighter, and begin to read. Every time there is a sentence, a word, or a phrase that I can relate to, I will highlight it. Then, once I am done with the book, I'll be able to flip through it and see exactly how I was feeling each day that I was reading. It would be like a diary, but written in someone else's words.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 3:30pm UTC

Is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class?
You have to raise your hand and ask first.
"Can I kill myself?"
"I don't know. Can you?"
Don't you mean "May you kill yourself?"

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MindFucked
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 4:01pm UTC

Confession #67
I keep too many things from my past that I should just let go of.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Everything in life is temporary. So if things are good, enjoy it, because it won't last forever. And if things are going bad, don't worry; it can't last forever either.

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MindFucked
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September 18, 2012 6:05pm UTC

You'll miss me when I'm gone. You'll miss my hugs, you'll miss my kisses, you'll miss all of the attention I gave you. And you know what? I won't even look back. I'll be over it. Some days I'll cry. Some days I'll be listening to love songs for hours. Somedays I'll be a complete, total wreck. But sooner or later. you'll be calling me asking for me back. And you know what I'll say? "I hope that person was worth it."

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MindFucked
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September 16, 2012 12:23pm UTC

Bestfrind: You're so gorgeous!!<3
Me: thanks
Hot guy: You're cute
Me: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY EXISTENCE

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MindFucked
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 6:51pm UTC

click to see this quote

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MindFucked
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 11:06am UTC

"With freedom, books, flowers and the moon, who couldn't be happy?"

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MindFucked
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September 15, 2012 10:23am UTC

me: hi I like you
crush: that's nice

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MindFucked
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September 3, 2012 1:35pm UTC

I have a question about the English language. Bear with me.
There is a word for giving yourself food. To "eat", "eating", I have "eaten."
There is a word for giving someone else food. I "fed" him, "feed the baby."
There is a word for giving yourself liquid. To "drink", "drinking", I "drank" that.
Now think avout the word for giving someone else liquid.
It doesn't f'ucking exist.

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MindFucked
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August 28, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Like this page for me please?
It only takes a second.
I'll follow you if you do.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Church-Of-Anto-ism/241052559334575

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MindFucked
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 2:37pm UTC

You're not sorry you did it;
You're sorry because I found out.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 12:21pm UTC

Snooki says
She wants Pauly D in the dilivery room when she gives birth. Not for moral support;
Snooki is just used to having a Dj playing when her v4gina is out in the open.

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MindFucked
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Person: *doesn't reply*
Me: they hate me
Me: I hate me
Me: everyone hates me

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MindFucked
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:01pm UTC

alexthebabe
is a fake account.
Just thought you should know.

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