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xashleyx01
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June 17, 2012 11:34pm UTC

Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell
we text or call to say we're outside.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 2:38pm UTC

If I woke up next to you
every morning,
I would be more of a morning person

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 2:47pm UTC

He's annoying.
He's hilarious.
He's the world's biggest jerk.
He makes me want to scream.
He ruins my day and saves it in the last minute.
He drives me crazy.
He's out of his mind.
I hate his guts.
And he's everything I want.

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jade101
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Read If You Have A Heart!
My Mom is Very Sick.
Please Pray For Her.
She Is My Hero.
I Need Her.
My Dad Left Me When
I Was Little.
She is All I Have.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 3:07pm UTC

I wonder
if anyone is secretly in love with me

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rnh4ever
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 1:24pm UTC

Who remembers............
Mr. Moseby!!!!!!!!!!

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_kidsinlove
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Dear Mom and Dad,
Thanks for trying to be original with me.
Sincerely,
can't ever find my name on a keychain

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HopefulLucy
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Friend: Hey, did you get braces?
Me: No, I ate a transformer and forgot to floss.

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anonymouus
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 10:11pm UTC

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I'm prepared to fight my way out of here.
-Eric Forman

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WigWamBam
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 10:09am UTC

Girl: I have a question for you
Boy: alright ask me..
*short pause*
Girl: what do you see when you look in my eyes?
Boy: you honestly wanna know...?
Girl:yeah.
Boy: my future...
notminebutsosweetright?

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Katieee3
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 10:04pm UTC

click to see this quote

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neversaynever40
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

A teenage boy in my town has Leukemia.
He used to look so happy, now he is so ill. All skin and bones.My heart breaks for his family.
Kick cancer in the butt,Tucker. :)
Fav if you support him & his family </3

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h4ppiness
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:19pm UTC

me: I wish I had nice legs
me: I wish I had a nice butt
me: I wish I had a nice stomach
me: I wish I had nice hips
me: I wish I had nice boobs
me: I wish I had a nice face
me: I wish I had nice skin
me: I wish I had nice arms
me: I wish I had nice hands
me: I wish I had nice feet
me: I wish I had nice hair
me: I wish I had nice nails
my body: lol no

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KortniJoe
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 9:27am UTC

It's Funny How,
The Person You'd Take A Bullet For,
Tends To Always Be The One; Behind The Gun.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Bissa23
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 1:17pm UTC

I saw you again, and i realized how much I really have missed you.

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maceigh
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 9:13pm UTC

before school: Meh, I guess I look ok.
during school: Oh my god. How did I possibly leave the house looking like this?!
before bed: Wait, I actually look good. What is this sorcery?

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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ*
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 8:38pm UTC

~Boyfriend and Girlfriend are over at the Boyfriend’s house~
Boyfriend’s Mom: Where are you going?
Boyfriend: My room :)
Later, Boyfriend's Mom hears a scream and goes running to the Boyfriend’s room to find him lying on the bed crying...
Boyfriend's Mom: What happened!?
Girlfriend: I beat him at black ops....
♥

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Dad: *yelling at the tv*
Me: You're yelling at the players like they're actually going to hear you.
Dad: You're in love with a boy that doesn't know you exist.
Me:
Dad:
Me: Don't talk to me.

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mireunlove15
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 1:08pm UTC

This is what I see on Facebook all the time:Sarah is in a relationship with Mike. (fake names)Sarah later on in the day:" I just love him so much. He makes me smile like no one else does, and I seriously don't know what to do without him <3"*2 days later*Sarah is single.**Now I don't know about you, but I find this kind of "love" pretty funny**

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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