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MissAnna
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November 20, 2011 11:28pm UTC

I can't see anyone
EVER REALLY WANTING ME ANYWAY.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MissAnna
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November 21, 2011 10:37am UTC

he came up to me with a quarter.
'if i flip this, what's the chance i'll get head?'

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MissAnna
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November 20, 2011 7:03pm UTC

WE FOUND DOVE
IN A SOAPLESS PLACE

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Mikey9309
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November 20, 2011 6:31pm UTC

Anyone else notice?
are that the band name "One Direction" sounds like
Wand Erection...

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AlreadyGone
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November 15, 2011 7:45pm UTC

1-800-273-8255
this is the suicide hotline.
Click the heart if you are willing to save a life.

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Shining_Star56
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November 18, 2011 10:06pm UTC

Disney should make a hairless princess;
[♥] So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.

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Mikaylax33
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November 18, 2011 4:47pm UTC

im Hungary.
Go Cezch the fridge.
Okay, im Russian to the kitchen.
Hey, is that some Turkey?
Yeah, but it's covered in Greece.
I'll just have that can of Chile.
Denmark the can!
Then, Kenya open it for me?
Alright, im Ghana do it.
Thanks, im so tired, Iran a marathon.
nmq/nmf

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wallflowersandprettypictures
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November 19, 2011 9:33pm UTC

1
Oh guys jeez I can't handle all these notifications.

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Mikey9309
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November 14, 2011 10:01pm UTC

❄ ❄ ❄ ❄
❄ It's almost winter time! ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❅ ❄

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Mikey9309
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November 20, 2011 10:58am UTC

Save water!
Shower with a friend!

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Mikey9309
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November 20, 2011 12:30pm UTC

♚
NOW
PANIC
AND
FREAK
OUT
format credit: Missanna

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MissAnna
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November 19, 2011 9:25pm UTC

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xoericaaxo
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November 18, 2011 5:15pm UTC

nmf.nmq
Love is;
handing someone a gun and letting it point to your head, believing that he won't pull the trigger.
~Spongebob Squarepants

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Yay2horses
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November 19, 2011 10:00am UTC

MattDrew, you little douche.
How could you do that?
Poor HayleeMarieLynnBieber

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xoericaaxo
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November 20, 2011 9:59am UTC

nmf
You always knew how to make me laugh
Our conversations were the best.
you were always the first one to make me smile.
You were probably the most random person I knew.
But you were my best friend.
My partner in crime.
My other half
But then you committed suicide.
And I've never missed you so much.
I love you boo, watch over us in heaven♥
Rest in peace Haylee♥

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xoericaaxo
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November 5, 2011 8:49am UTC

I hate it when
I see people I know in the super market, and they're like,
"hey, what are you doing here!?"
and I'm just like,
"oh, you know, just hunting elephants"
nmf.nmq♥

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ifrolicktheoasis
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November 19, 2011 9:56am UTC

am i the only one
who taught themselves
to play guitar

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