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AustinH
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 10:35pm UTC

Rhinos are just
fat unicorn.

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 4:33pm UTC

If words could kill,
I'd sentence you to death.

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 4:45pm UTC

I have always wondered,
Does the person inside the mascot costume smile when people take pictures with them?

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 2:01am UTC

Do Transformers
have life insurance, or car insurance?
[1] Dr. Haim Ginott
format by julietechoecho

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 7:37pm UTC

"Hey, did you get braces?"
No, I just ate a
Transformer and
forgot to floss.
another j.e² format

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Dear TV commercials,
No, I don't want to buy a backwards robe.
No, I didn't have a child with a birth defect and want "free legal compensation."
No, I don't want to text my name to 55555 to get a free screensaver of Joe Jonas from 2006.
I just want to watch my damn TV program!

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 1:56pm UTC

Every child deserves the chance to live life abundantly .
Every mother deserves to see their children grow
and be happy.
There are kids who have lost their chance to live…
When will people realize
That this is a matter of life or death ?
How many parents have to bury their child because
of the hurtful words someone else says to them?
When will this stop?
These kids gave their lives because they wanted it to stop.
-Bully Suicide Project
( bullysuicideproject.com )

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 2:21pm UTC

So, today , it's my birthday
I am grateful for everything I have in my life.
I wanna apologize to my friends
Sorry I am not good enough.
Sorry I dissapointed you.
Sorry I am annoying
And I wanna thank to all of the people who stayed
beside me even though I was a pain.
I love you all!

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:51pm UTC

More than anything
I want you to be
Thinking of me...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I wanted to run up at him
and give him a hug.
A really really long one.

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walkingtravesty
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 10:42pm UTC

I still want you.
Of course you do, I'm freaking perfect.
nmf, followme(:
nmf/nmq
nmf, followme(:

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walkingtravesty
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 10:09pm UTC

In my world:
Me: Am I pretty?
Crush: You're beautiful.
In reality
Me: Am I pretty?
Crush: Whatever stops the tears.

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walkingtravesty
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:01pm UTC

Did you know:
The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of
misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.
mm
nmqformat by Sandrasaurus

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walkingtravesty
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 8:22pm UTC

When a girl wants to kiss you: She plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move.
When a guy wants to kiss you: He smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move.
When I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with approximatley 80 cats.

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walkingtravesty
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 11:31am UTC

click to see this quote

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walkingtravesty
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 8:35pm UTC

*Walks into chair*
Me: Sorry.
Chair: It's okay

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walkingtravesty
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 10:50am UTC

Me: OMG! Concert tickets!
Concert tickets: Way too expensive
Concert tickets: Too far away
Concert tickets: You're visiting your grandparents in Narnia that day
Concert tickets: 18 year limit
Me: But...
Concert tickets: No.
nmq

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 11:41pm UTC

Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold
Killer: Oh okay, sorry.

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 10:44pm UTC

WHATEVER YOU'RE DO GIVE YOUR 100%
unless you're donating blood.

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jade101
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Read If You Have A Heart!
My Mom is Very Sick.
Please Pray For Her.
She Is My Hero.
I Need Her.
My Dad Left Me When
I Was Little.
She is All I Have.

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