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donnies_3
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October 6, 2011 6:06am UTC

Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everyone!
Internet: U're all nothing without me..
Electricity: Keep talking, b*tches :D

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freya
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 8:03am UTC

if love is blind then why is
LINGERIE SO P O P U L A R ? |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

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IdLi3
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October 6, 2011 8:06am UTC

Say 'Alpha' and 'Q', repeat fast.
<3 if you get it ;)
nmf

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MyRandomThoughts
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 8:23am UTC

I'm gonna love you
like I've never been broken;
I'm gonna say it
like it's never been spoken;
I'm gonna give it
like it's never been taken;
i'm gonna f a l l
like I don't need saving...
tonight I'm letting go

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rainbow_unicorn
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 8:26am UTC

please don't belive me,
when i say i'm okay..
look a little deeper,
for the words that i can't say

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yamigoochi
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 12:22pm UTC

"PAGE NOT FOUND."
"Well go find it."
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xRoxMySox
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April 21, 2011 3:54pm UTC

Aah Math..
The only place where someone can buy
80 watermelons
without anyone questioning them.

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ohheyitsemilyx
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April 21, 2011 3:57pm UTC

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LOVEMUFFIN
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 3:58pm UTC

Am I the only one who thinks
Wiz Khalifa is pretty damn wise?

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PrincessAva
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April 21, 2011 4:01pm UTC

Stalking is such a strong word.
I prefer-
“Intense research of an individual”

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ev3ry1luvzgabi
posted a quote
March 3, 2011 9:21pm UTC

my mom just told me I'm a
hot mess
♥

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xxlizzay814
posted a quote
March 3, 2011 9:25pm UTC

And am I the only one that can't wait to see "beastly"?

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tallgreenmonster
posted a quote
March 3, 2011 9:26pm UTC

A teacher asks there student
["have you done your homework" ]
The student said "Have you graded my test?"
"No I have other students tests
to grade"
"Well I have other teachers homework
to do."
♥
not my format or quote

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Tiffanylovesyewhbabe
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March 4, 2011 8:46am UTC

HOW TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS.
1.) Follow them around the house everywhere .
2.) Moo when they say your name .
3.) Pretend you have amnesia .
4.) Say everything backwards .
5.) Run into walls .
6.) Say what wearing clothes is against your religion .
7.) Go into their room at 4 AM and say "Good Morning Sunshine"
8.) Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder .
9.) Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time .
10.) Pluck someones hair out and then yell "DNA!"
11.) In public yell "No mom, I will not snog you!"
12.) Talk to a pen [Ex: Oh you write so nicely! Yes, yes you do!]
13.) Switch the light button on and off for a while then yell "Oh, I get it!"
14.) Try to climb the wall .
15.) Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people"
16.) Eat your hair .
17.) At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
18.) When your taking a shower yell "I'm drowning! I'm drowning!"
19.) Tap on their door all night saying "Help me afohdsakfhdsf"!
20.) Talk to the commercial guy on the T.V about your problems .
♥
Not My Quote... Credit to whom Ever!!!

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freya
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 9:16am UTC

That a wkward moment
when you are chatting to your friends and you feel a vibrating feeling in your pants and you feel violated O_O
but you realize that is was just your phone...

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SarasPages101
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March 4, 2011 9:39am UTC

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kimbahhlayx
posted a quote
February 6, 2011 10:59pm UTC

try saying the letter
"m"
without your lips touching
fave if you tried it!

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xforeverisntlongenoughx
posted a quote
February 6, 2011 11:01pm UTC

With this bad winter weather, my drive way has been about 6 inches taller; all solid ice.
My dad made me and my brother help him chip away at the ice with shovels and hammers.
so i used all my strength to stab, beat, breakaway, and destroy the ice.
I'm not going to lie;
i was pretending the ice was
your face.
;)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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