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my name's emily smith, and i don't care who knows it.
i'm thirteen, and most importantly, single.
i'm also from long island, new york, which makes me wealthier and more agressive by default.

evidently "emily smith" isn't a very unique thing to call yourself, so i rely solely on my taste and personality to make me interesting.
and, you know, sometimes get stopped at the airport for having a suspiciously commonplace name.

i wish i could go back to the mindset from when i was a teeny thing, and just live it up without a care in hell for the future.
......and convince myself that boys are icky :3.

i'm sorry if my quotes aren't as pretty as can be, but they're generally from the heart.
generally.

anyway, thanks for slicing off 25 seconds of time out of your life to read this, it means a lot when i put it that way because it sounds weirdly significant o.o
--

also no jocking. or i'll eat your face.

  1. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
    posted a quote
     May 8, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    oh, hi.
    didn't see you there.
    you're wearing particularly comfortable clothes, and your hair is in a messy bun of some sort.
    and guess what?
    you still look awesome.
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  2. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
    posted a quote
     May 2, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    A guy's point of view:
    "She calls herself ugly in a bunch of her facebook profile pictures. She must be phishing for compliments."
    A girl's point of view:
    "I sort of like this picture, but I'm not sure if other people would like it.. maybe I should put myself down, just in case..?"
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  3. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
    posted a quote
     April 25, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    "THE ROYAL WEDDING BLOG; KEEPING YOU UP-TO-DATE ON THE WEDDING THAT WILL CAPTIVATE THE WORLD."
    you do realize that less than a third of the people in all of england give a damn about any of this bat sh●t, correct?
    ..oh, kay. just checkin' :3.
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     April 21, 2011 3:57pm UTC
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  5. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
    posted a quote
     April 19, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    Secret #3:
    I usually find myself to be about 30 percent more comfortable around a guy when he isn't wearing pants. Anyone?
    ...no?
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  6. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
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     April 14, 2011 6:23pm UTC
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  7. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
    posted a quote
     April 10, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    i see what you did there.
    you just made everything sound sexual.
    ..do it again, i liked it.
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  8. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
    posted a quote
     April 9, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    Happy birthday, mom:3
    ..fave if you love your mom.
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     April 2, 2011 9:18pm UTC
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  10. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
    posted a quote
     March 20, 2011 12:31am UTC
    It takes a lot to offend me. And you know why?
    'cause i'm a smart cookie.
    You can be one too. Whenever something comes your way that offends you, just think to yourself, "I could easily not give less of a f••k." Just like that, you really won't care all that much anymore.
    ...fave if this post made you want cookies.
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  11. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
    posted a quote
     March 19, 2011 11:47pm UTC
    Don't you just love listening to a friend complain about her problems, when in all reality, you have at least three times more than she does? <3
    ...fml.
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  12. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
    posted a quote
     March 19, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    Secret #1:
    I have a problem with hearing things and blowing them out of proportion. Not in a drama (ew, I hate that word) kind of way, but I just seem to worry about it more than is common for other people.
    Anyone else?
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  13. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
    posted a quote
     March 19, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    Hey, Guess what?
    YOU SUCK.
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  14. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
    posted a quote
     March 19, 2011 12:54am UTC
    when did i ♥ ♥ ♥ randomly start ♥ loving you? ♥
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     March 18, 2011 11:46pm UTC
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  16. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
    posted a quote
     March 18, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    that awkward moment when..
    you go to the doctor cause of period symptoms, and [s]he prescribes birth control.
    .......then winks at you.
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     March 18, 2011 8:22pm UTC
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  18. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
    posted a quote
     March 18, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    gorgeous is an overused word.
    call me a hipster, but i absolutely hate being on facebook and finding twelve of the same comments on a profile picture, but from different people.
    the vast majority of teens and pre-teens walking this earth need to realize that no one is "unique". we live amongst seven billion people. any idea that you have, has been thought of at least once.
    so what i've realized now, is this.
    gorgeous means nothing.
    absolutely nothing. zippo. zilch. nada.
    and i don't want to be gorgeous, beautiful, pretty, or perfect.
    i'm just one singular person in this enormous world, and you know what, god damn it?
    i'm just chillin'.
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  19. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
    posted a quote
     March 18, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    can someone get me a glass of water?
    being this sexy is exhausting.
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  20. ohheyitsemilyx ohheyitsemilyx
    posted a quote
     March 18, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    that awkward moment when;
    you read your old quotes on witty after a long time of not being on and thinking,
    "wow, i was a loser".
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