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LOVEMUFFIN

1. LOVEMUFFIN
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   May 14, 2011 1:59pm UTC
   I hate him,
   for being so damn adorable
   ♥
   
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2. LOVEMUFFIN
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   May 14, 2011 1:53pm UTC
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   And she told me, "When I was six, my father left. When I was eight,
   my mother went to rehab. When I was thirteen, my grandparents
   died, and when I was sixteen, my boyfriend broke my heart.
   It's simple: Everything I love runs away from me."
   And I was speechless.
   ♥
   jayciecutie01♥
   
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3. LOVEMUFFIN
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   May 14, 2011 1:47pm UTC
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4. LOVEMUFFIN
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   May 8, 2011 12:44pm UTC
   THAT ONE FRIEND WHO
   TURNS EVERYTHING YOU SAY INTO A DIRTY JOKE.
   
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5. LOVEMUFFIN
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   May 7, 2011 9:48am UTC
   Dear 6,
   Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
   From,
   7.
   
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6. LOVEMUFFIN
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   May 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
   Dear Students,
   I know when you're texting.
   Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
   
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7. LOVEMUFFIN
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   May 5, 2011 7:59pm UTC
   Dear Katy Perry,
   Last night I dreamt I was riding on a unicorn through Narnia in search of the ultimate cheese puffs. Then my friend's brother showed up and we did the YMCA. After that I woke up.
   Sincerely, Real Teenage Dream.
   
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8. LOVEMUFFIN
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   May 3, 2011 7:04pm UTC
   "Music makes us sing, dance, cry, laugh. Music inspires us. Music keeps us alive sometimes. Music is apart of us. Music is what feelings sound like. Without it, where would we be?"
   Taylor Swift. Justin Bieber. Beyonce. Paramore. Kesha. Katy Perry. Coldplay. Nevershoutnever. Nirvana. The Script. These Kids Wear Crowns. Adele. Muse. Lady Gaga. Chris Brown. Demi Lovato. Selena Gomez. Jennifer Lopez. The Beatles. Jessie J. Glee cast. Black Eyed Peas. Kelly Clarkson. Miley Cyrus. Bruno Mars. Drake. Florence and The Machines. Mumford and Sons. Esperanza Spalding. Cee Lo Green. Lady Antebellum. Arcade Fire. Eminem. Michael Jackson. Adam Lambert. Miranda Lambert. John Mayor. Susan Boyle. Kings of Leon.
   ♥
   commen
   
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9. LOVEMUFFIN
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   May 3, 2011 5:51pm UTC
   So when you get mad at me, it's perfectly fine, but when I get mad at you, all hell has to break loose. Okay. Just checking.
   ♥
   
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10. LOVEMUFFIN
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    May 1, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    Today I was sitting in front of my house, in the rain
    and my neighbor, who's a little boy around six or seven, came up to me with an umbrella and half of a peanut butter sandwich and said: "You're not alone." And
    we sat there in silence for about two hours, in the rain, eating peanut butter and jelly. Next month, his family is moving. I'll always remember him.
    ♥
    
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11. LOVEMUFFIN
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    May 1, 2011 3:48pm UTC
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12. LOVEMUFFIN
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    April 30, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    Who needs a journal,
    when you have Witty?
    
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13. LOVEMUFFIN
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    April 30, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    And sometimes I can't help but wonder,
    if I'm even worth fighting for.
    ♥
    
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14. LOVEMUFFIN
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    April 30, 2011 7:46pm UTC
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15. LOVEMUFFIN
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    April 30, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    Dear Boy,
    Yeah, it's true. I cry because I miss you. I laugh because I remember all the times we had. But I also smile, because I know I'm better off without you.
    Sincerely,
    ME.
    
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16. LOVEMUFFIN
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    April 30, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    ME: Ooo, guess what? I have a new crush.
    MUCH PRETTIER AND POPULAR FRIEND: Oh, who?
    ME: Brandon!
    FRIEND: Oh, he's cute. I kind of like him too.
    ME: (Well, I can forget about him.)
    
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17. LOVEMUFFIN
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    April 30, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    i hate it when #1:
    my teacher totally calls me out in class. it's like: 'foo, you don't know me like that.'
    
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18. LOVEMUFFIN
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    April 30, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    note to self:
    do not fall in love.
    ❤
    
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19. LOVEMUFFIN
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    April 30, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    monkeylove98
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    When I was looking for something to write about her, I found this quote and I legit, couldn't stop laughing. Why? It's true, simple, and totally funny. It brought back memories in my head that I forgot and I thank her for that. It really made my day. Anyway, she seems like a sweet, funny, just plain adorable girl. She's beautiful, too. And she understands the concept of witty, and how it's a site to share with everyone and to share problems. She doesn't hold back on her confessions, and isn't ashamed.
    ♥
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20. LOVEMUFFIN
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    April 30, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    xosparksflyinxo
    Wow, what an individual. I read most of her 30 days letter series, and I couldn't help but thinking: 'This girl cares about others, and isn't afraid to tell the truth.' It's truly amazing to be able to pour out your feelings into one short letter, and post them for the world to see. Well, the witty world, at least. But still, her other quotes are great, truthful, and beautiful. She writes from the heart, and that's a quality I can find from just reading her profile. An amazing girl, all in all.
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