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  1. countrygirl123 countrygirl123
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 11:21am UTC
    I went out with your boyfriend yesterday
    nmq. nmf.
    Ohh, yeah, yesterday he told me, he was taking some trash out

  2. arii321 arii321
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 3:55pm UTC
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    Mom: "Are you talking back to me?!"
    Me:"Well,yeah thats kinda how communication works."
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    Format by kclove5layouts

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    never, ever, ever call a girl fat.
    even if you're joking.

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 1:53am UTC
    getting bored in class:
    sneakily eating food while trying to hide it from your friends and the teacher..

  5. UnfogettableMe UnfogettableMe
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    So today, I realized how much I hate cancer.
    It took a son away from his parents.
    It took a brother away from his sister.
    It took a friend away from his class.
    It took a nephew away from his uncle.
    It took a boyfriend away from his girlfriend.
    And it took a beautiful father away from his child.
    No one should have to live with that.
    God Bless You, witty <3

  6. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 8:49am UTC
    My grades need to be higher.
    My weight needs to be lower.
    My stomach needs to be flattter.
    My wallet need to be fatter,
    My skin needs to be tanner.
    My teeth need to be whiter.
    My heart needs to be stronger.
    My friends need to be uglier.
    My face needs to be prettier.
    My hair needs to be longer.
    My body needs to be hotter,
    My skirt needs to be shorter.
    My image needs to be cooler.
    My boobs need to be bigger,
    My waist needs to be smaller.
    Society really knows how to make you feel bad about yourself.

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 2:36am UTC
    we have to be pretty
    and skinny
    and sl*tty
    and cute
    and sporty
    and curvy
    and smart
    and brave
    and quiet
    and tanned
    and mature
    and tall
    and short
    and fashionable
    and organised
    and strong.
    we have to be absolutely everything for everyone,
    but under no condition are we allowed to be
    ourselves.

  8. dreambig01 dreambig01
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    "M o m I' m
    g o i n g o u t. "
    "With friends?"
    "No Mom, with terrorists..."

  9. HeGivesMeHope HeGivesMeHope
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Girl...
    YOUR FACE IS NOT A COLORING BOOK,
    Chilll with the makeup!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Harrylover Harrylover
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you wave at someone and they dont wave back

  13. sarahbear21097 sarahbear21097
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Nothing is more aggrivating
    Than a pretty girl even breathing near your 'him'

  14. KyleMcCarthy KyleMcCarthy
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you call your teacher "Mom".

  15. MichelleMvp MichelleMvp
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    loading swag..
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    100% complete

  16. iluvu98 iluvu98
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    you know there is something wrong in your life when you are sleeping on the couch because you are to lazy to get up and because the couch is already warm so why try and warm up another area
    all my quote:)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. volleyballfreak101 volleyballfreak101
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    YOUR 90% THE REASON I GET UP IN THE MORNING THE OTHER 10% IS....... I GOTTA PEE

  18. kerishayex3 kerishayex3
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    Start of school year: new folders, new pencils, cool pens.
    End of school year: 1 pencil.

  19. KyleMcCarthy KyleMcCarthy
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    & Does Anyone Else Wonder Why..
    When your sleeping in a car, you magically wake up when you get home?

  20. luv2dance1024 luv2dance1024
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    Google
    Someone with more swag than me
    No results

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