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livelikeyouwanna
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 2:38pm UTC

Dont you hate it,
when 9 year olds have a better phone than you.
Like who are you gonna call Dora , Elmo , Barney?!

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foreverfascinatedxx
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November 19, 2011 2:39pm UTC

I mustache you a question.
Nevermind, I'll shave it for later(:
♥

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foreverandalways41400
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 2:24pm UTC

whoever falls in love first,
LOSES.♥

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xKatelinx55
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 2:37pm UTC

an english professor wrote the words
"women without her man is nothing"
and directed his students to puncuate it correctly.
The men wrote:
"women, without her man, is nothing"
The women wrote:
"women, without her, man is nothing."

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supergleek98
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 10:52am UTC

That look u give ur friend
when you see someone attractive ♥

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SecretsOfHope
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 12:51pm UTC

Class:
Well don't you look good today
(You always do)
Crap! Quiz!
QUICKSTUDYQUICKSTUDYQUICKSTUDY
Maybe if I shift my chair just right I can stare at him
without him noticing..
Wait, what is she saying?
Should I be taking notes?
*Doodle hearts*
*Doodle more hearts*
I should probably participate...
Ooh! Look who's raising his hand too!
Mmm now I can look at him while he's talking
Aw he sounds so smart ♥
Partner work?
Maybe I should ask him to work with me..
I should.I shouldn't.I should .I shouldn't
Now he has another partner
Wait, what was the homework?
Nevermind I won't write it down so I can ask him later.
{[(<I am pathetic>)]}

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cookiedoughrocker
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 2:30pm UTC

the sad moment
when you see your crush looking your way and forgot that there's a clock above your head

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ExplodingPeanuts
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 2:31pm UTC

You and me, we could be like
Peter&Wendy,
Phineas&Isabella,
Beauty&TheBeast
Barbie&Ken
Jenny&Forrest
Zelda&Link
Peach&Mario
Ariel&Eric
Mr&Mrs. Fredrickson
Selena&Justin
Bella&Edward
Hermione&Ron
Bonnie&Clyde
(:

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Kiera0522
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 2:26pm UTC

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep going.♥

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LilMissEpic15
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 2:27pm UTC

THE AWKWARD
MOMENT
When people sing Happy Brithday to you and you just stand there thinking about what you should be doing
._.

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Cranberry_Juice
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 2:27pm UTC

90% of people marry their 7th - 12th grade love. ♥ Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now let's hope that good luck comes in handy with him.

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megLOVESsoccer32
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 2:27pm UTC

you're the one who broke my heart,
you're the reason my world fell apart,
you're the one who made me cry,
&yet im still in love with you,
but i don't know why...

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lollipopx3
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November 18, 2011 7:02pm UTC

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Justsomeday
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 4:57pm UTC

Well that's strange..
You l o o k a l o t l i k e m y n e x t b o y f r i e n d .

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stolemyheartxx
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July 7, 2011 11:40am UTC

"I WASN'T THAT DRUNK!" "Dude, you were shaking pineapples yelling "Spongebob, I know you're in there!"

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LaynieeSkyee234
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 4:39pm UTC

Drama, lies, fake friends & tears;
Welcome to the hell i call teenage years.
nmq

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peanut43998
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 8:12pm UTC

telling your mom something you find HILARIOUS
and end up getting yelled at.
notmine
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LOVEYOU24
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 4:04pm UTC

DidYouKnow;;that "dammit im mad" backwards is "dammit im mad"

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biannncaaa
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 12:10pm UTC

Being single doesn't mean no one wants you,
it just means that God is busy writing your love story.

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