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princess21
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February 3, 2012 6:39pm UTC

If it's got tires or testicles its probablygunna give ya trouble!

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lovestardoll423
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 6:18pm UTC

*sitting on witty profiles*
sign in? mkay.
ooooh?! 3 notifications?! i'm famous.
let's see.. top quotes...
scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll
i've seen that before.
not funny...not funnnny.
HAHAHAHA *favorite*
jocked quote.
i saw that yesterday.
that format was cool 3 days ago.
holy crap all of her quotes have 500 FAVORITES.
*follow*
I HAVE TO PEE I HAVE TO PEE I HAVE TO PEE
hm. newest quotes.
"FOLLOW ME XOXO"
well that's inspirational.
scroll scroll scroll
i'm hungry.
nmq. nmf.

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hdohertyloves
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

It's that one boy....
His smile. His laugh. His eyes. His voice. His lips. His hair. His hands. His text messages. His hugs. His jokes. His likes. His kisses. His dreams. His everything. Him.
You just think of someone?
I know how you feel

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heyhey2799
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 7:24pm UTC

2,800 teenagers get pregnet every day,
fave if you love pancakes:)

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joy12345
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 8:49pm UTC

Like if you ever pretended to text in an awkward situation?

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 9:26pm UTC

Waddling Like
an awkward penguin when you have a tampon in for the first time

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i_live_in_my_fantasies
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Fluffy Socks
2% Comfort
3% Warmth
95% Sliding around like a ninja

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igorawr15
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 6:58pm UTC

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Oh my god becky,
Look at her butt
Fav if you know the song (:
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Format by twilightgirl995

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mmeaghannxo
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 8:44pm UTC

girls fake smiles; boys fake feelings.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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daedae4ever
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 7:29pm UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;highlight
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
fave if you're that 1% (;

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MoonliteDreamer78
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 6:44pm UTC

That one friend
that can make anything funny
just by the way they say it.

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 7:24pm UTC

"OMG, weekends should be longer than 2 days! :c"
"Yeah. So should your relationships."

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amberlylovesdinosaurs
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Adele might set fire to rain,
But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.

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HelloKittyLovee
posted a quote
January 31, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Things to do before I die:
Get a top quote on Witty.
♥
(Lol, jk I know that will never happen)

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seriouslystupendous
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 10:59pm UTC

Dear Nemo, awwh, your mum died too.
Sincerely, Bambi, Belle, Ariel, Cinderella, Anastasia, Jasmine & Hannah Montana..
format and quote by: h0peful

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lovejordan23
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 11:05pm UTC

Like if you've ever:
tried to balance the light switch between the ON & the OFF.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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HelloKittyLovee
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 8:51pm UTC

I realize, that overall, you weren’t worth it. There were moments with you that made me really, really happy; but the majority of the time you shut me out. That’s why I swear I’ll try and get over you. We might have had something really great, but i guess we’ll never know. I’ll never forget the good times i had with you, but i’ll also never forget how you hurt me more than anyone i have ever known. </3

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Xx2cute4yaXx
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 6:41pm UTC

Who else
Feels so cool when they reject someones high five!

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kaykayLOVE
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 6:45pm UTC

nmf
There once was an ugly barnicle
{ He was so ugly, everybody died. }
The end
{♥} if you know where this is from

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