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Last Seen: 11 Nov 2011 10:40pm

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  1. Maps Maps
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    I've learned love is like a brick, you can
    build a house or sink a dead body.

  2. Maps Maps
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 1:35am UTC
    Original:
    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
    And their like
    It's better than yours,
    Damn right it's better than yours,
    I can teach you,
    But I have to charge
    Limerick:
    Through stereophonic tubes
    Comes a girl rapping mixes & grooves
    & though you would think
    Her topic was iced drink
    It's really about her boobs.
    Haiku:
    Boys, drawn to my yard
    Their words in chorus singing
    Your milkshake loses

  3. Maps Maps
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 11:34pm UTC
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  4. Maps Maps
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    My boyfriend and I were on the computer looking up random things on Google when we saw a picture of a couple getting married and my boyfriend points at it and says...
    "Babe, that's gonna be
    me and you"

  5. Maps Maps
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 11:52pm UTC
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  6. Maps Maps
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 12:43am UTC
    I think the freezer
    deserves a light as
    well. :)

  7. Maps Maps
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 12:41am UTC
    I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

  8. Maps Maps
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 12:38am UTC
    You never know when it will
    strike, but there comes a
    moment at school when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

  9. Maps Maps
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 12:33am UTC
    I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

  10. Maps Maps
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    "Well sure, who doesn't need a boyfriend? But realistically, those exotic creatures are hard to come by. At least a quality one."

  11. Maps Maps
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    All I want for Christmas is to
    have you back in my life. Not
    gonna happen though, so I'll
    just settle for a new ipod. :)

  12. Maps Maps
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 3:56pm UTC
    That awkward moment when..
    you're walking along the top of a magical train on it's way to the North Pole in the middle of a blizzard, and you run into a crazy hobo who offers you coffee.

  13. Maps Maps
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 7:21pm UTC
    I'm just gonna sleep,
    Wake me up when he actually loves me..</3

:)

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