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1. Maps
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2011 10:32pm UTC
   I've learned love is like a brick, you can
   build a house or sink a dead body.
   
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2. Maps
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2011 1:35am UTC
   Original:
   My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
   And their like
   It's better than yours,
   Damn right it's better than yours,
   I can teach you,
   But I have to charge
   Limerick:
   Through stereophonic tubes
   Comes a girl rapping mixes & grooves
   & though you would think
   Her topic was iced drink
   It's really about her boobs.
   Haiku:
   Boys, drawn to my yard
   Their words in chorus singing
   Your milkshake loses
   
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3. Maps
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   April 20, 2011 11:34pm UTC
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4. Maps
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2011 4:43pm UTC
   My boyfriend and I were on the computer looking up random things on Google when we saw a picture of a couple getting married and my boyfriend points at it and says...
   "Babe, that's gonna be
   me and you"
   
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5. Maps
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   February 25, 2011 11:52pm UTC
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6. Maps
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2011 12:43am UTC
   I think the freezer
   deserves a light as
   well. :)
   
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7. Maps
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2011 12:41am UTC
   I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
   
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8. Maps
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2011 12:38am UTC
   You never know when it will
   strike, but there comes a
   moment at school when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
   
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9. Maps
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2011 12:33am UTC
   I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
   
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10. Maps
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    "Well sure, who doesn't need a boyfriend? But realistically, those exotic creatures are hard to come by. At least a quality one."
    
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11. Maps
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    All I want for Christmas is to
    have you back in my life. Not
    gonna happen though, so I'll
    just settle for a new ipod. :)
    
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12. Maps
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 3:56pm UTC
    That awkward moment when..
    you're walking along the top of a magical train on it's way to the North Pole in the middle of a blizzard, and you run into a crazy hobo who offers you coffee.
    
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13. Maps
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 7:21pm UTC
    I'm just gonna sleep,
    Wake me up when he actually loves me..</3
    
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