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Hollister_Chick
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January 2, 2012 1:51am UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
fave if you're that 1% (;

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Emmyforlifexo
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January 2, 2012 1:52am UTC

*washing your hands*
*sleeve starts falling down arm*
NO NO NO NO
Nmf

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hgfannumber1
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December 22, 2011 8:28pm UTC

putting your shoes on the wrong feet
not noticing till im at the store
and being like hmmm..... somethings not right here

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xoabby55ox
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December 22, 2011 9:14pm UTC

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capsized*
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December 22, 2011 10:11pm UTC

I'm moody like Squidward.
Sometimes selfish like Mr. Krabs
A bit dumb like Patrick.
But I'll be there for you like Spongebob.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MamaNem
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December 22, 2011 10:13pm UTC

Why did Suzy fall off the swing?
She had no arms..

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loveforever21
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December 22, 2011 10:14pm UTC

what if birthmarks are where you were killed in another life?
O.o

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LiveItRightLiveItUp
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December 22, 2011 10:38pm UTC

My computer beat me in checkers,
But i sure as hell beat it in KickBoxing ;D
-Liveitrightliveitup

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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itsemma1
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November 4, 2011 5:45pm UTC

Did you know...That for every 200 people you see on the street everyday, 2 of them are ghosts? -Readers Digestnmf

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Tierre2014
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November 4, 2011 5:52pm UTC

Because Apparently,
Riding the dog like a horse is frowned upon IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!
(Fav if you know where this is from)
♥♥♥♥
nmf.

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PaigeBro
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November 4, 2011 6:18pm UTC

pom is my favorite.
I know how you read that.
oh you sick minds
;D
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emma21
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November 4, 2011 6:29pm UTC

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those creepy guys
working on the house
are on ladders so they can see my bedroom
so im here, in the kitchen
nmf

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Lianzarock
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November 4, 2011 6:31pm UTC

Am I the only one who snorts while laughing?

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vgive5
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November 4, 2011 6:32pm UTC

I DON'T SUFFER
from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.

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DSMJ
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November 4, 2011 6:39pm UTC

I have a dead serious question to ask you.
OMG!!! Okay... :/
Do you know the muffin man?

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youdontknowme88
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November 1, 2011 7:56pm UTC

My mom: Honey come here I need to talk to you.
Me: OH MY GOD AM I IN TROUBLE?!
just me?
<3
Format by Sandrasaurus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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vwongz
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November 1, 2011 7:59pm UTC

HOME ALL ALONE:
exeption: PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
Reality: peeing with the door open.

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