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  1. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    I Slept with a carton of milk because I'm Beautiful =D
    that survey thing....it wouldnt let me repost -_-

  2. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    WOW!... This day keeps getting boringer and boringer......... KILL. ME. NOW!!!

  3. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    My Crush<3Say your crushes name six times.Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush"And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush!

  4. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT 101♥:> He stares at you a lot> He hitsyou a lot(playfully)>He uses the first thing that pops into his head to starta converstaion with you>He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk> You hung up on him. He called you back> You where invited by him to a group outing>He called you to talk about nothing at all.> He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.>He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)Now make a wish.Ok stop!!Your wish will come true if you re-post thisIf you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  5. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    Those days when you just wanna punch EVERYBODY in the face... except for your best friend :)

  6. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    Fav if You Know and Love the Song:
    TO BUILD A HOME <3

  7. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    Your hairs on fire must have lost your wits yeah :)
    nmf- Foster The People

  9. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    THIS JUST HAPPENED 30 SECONDS AGO!
    My Dad: What are The 7 continents?
    Me: Are you kidding?! It's a disgrace your even asking me that question! Its Asia, Canada...
    My dad shakes his head and laughs.

  10. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    To him School is Pronounced "Shool"
    fav if you know who says this!
    nmf

  11. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 6:50am UTC
    Fave If You Ever had A really creepy reoccurring dream
    nmf

  12. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    What?! What are they selling!?!?
    THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATES!!!
    fave if you know where thats from :)

  13. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    When You Wake up in the middle of the night and you cant go back to sleep because you have to pee.nmf

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