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MakaylaSimba

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Member Since: 12 Sep 2011 04:49pm

Last Seen: 19 Oct 2011 02:41am

user id: 217826

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  1. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    I Got a new witty cuz my profile wasnt working!!!
    its FlapJack
    Follow Me!!!

  2. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    I'm not gonna write you a love song,
    'cause you ask for it,
    'cause you need one, you see
    <3

  3. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    Whats a Good love Song???
    comment :)

  4. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    εїз Tomorrow, everybody draw a butterfly on their wrists to support people who intentionally cut themselves. This is called the Butterfly Project. The point is for the person not to cut the butterfly to keep it living. If they cut, the butterfly dies. Re post this status if you care, and draw your butterflies tomorrow for support. εїз

  5. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    If you love your mom copy and paste this into a quote.
    (One girl didn't and her mom died 365 days later.) LOVE YOU MOMMEEYY<<<333

  6. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Who else Saw Dream House???

  7. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 1:30pm UTC
    How do you put a playlist on your profile page???

  8. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    It's seventh heaven 'cause there are angels all around, Among my frivolous thoughts, I believe there are beautiful things seen by the astronauts!

  9. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    Who else loves
    Run The World ?
    <3

  10. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    90% of people marry their 7th - 12th grade love♥. since u have read this, u will be told good news tonight. if u don't repost this your worst week starts now.
    I suppose i'm going 2 repost this because I'M SEEING THEM EVERYWHERE!

  11. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    I just found $60 from my Christmas Money last year in the cabinet ...
    HAPPIEST. PERSON. ALIVE :D

  12. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. .. . THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER' HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS'? THE TEACHER REPLIED: 'HE NEVER DID'. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 66% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: 'DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER

  13. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    Favorite if when your friend gets a phone call from his/her mother you scream as loud as you can "Pass The weed"
    in the backround ;D

  14. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    ♥A Perfect Boyfriend • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in • leave her cute messages • kiss her in front of your friends • tell her she looks beautiful • look into her eyes when you talk to her • let her mess with your hair • just walk around with her • forgive her for her mistakes • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • stay up all night with her when she's sick • watch her favorite movie with her • come up and grab her by the waist Remember This: • don't talk about other girls around her. • if u love her others shouldnt matter • when she's sad, hang out with her • let her know she's important. • kiss her in the pouring rain • when you fall in love with her, tell her. • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before • answer her phone calls no matter what :;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her. Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend. --if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love. :)If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will: -call you -kiss you -message you

  15. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    "Daddy look It's a Butterfly"
    <3

  16. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    And 8 years after we started going out He rode up to me on a white horse in the middle of a flowery field and asked me to marry him and our love lasted forever...
    lol jk
    Our love ended a month after he asked me out cuz he cheated on me with 7 other girls...

  18. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    i WISH i could trust him like i trust you,
    i WISH he would listen to me like you do,
    i WISH he could care about me like you do,
    but guess what?
    it's time to wake up from dreaming.
    because i know i will NEVER get the LOVE i deserve from him...

  19. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Follow Me on Tumblr :)
    makaylasimba.tumblr.com
    :)

  20. MakaylaSimba MakaylaSimba
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    cAN sOMEBODY HELP ME?
    I cant figure out how to make a profile picture on tumblr .......

:)

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