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iminlovewithdanthechipmunk
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October 18, 2011 9:25pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥
>>>>>>> nmq
& Are you a parking ticket?
Because you have fine written ALL over you
♥
- Matthew ; that idiot.

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neonbubbles
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October 18, 2011 7:08pm UTC

You know what? I instantly smile when I see a text from you, I don't even care what's in it. It's just amazing to know that I crossed your mind for a second.
nmf

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Matthew290
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October 18, 2011 6:50pm UTC

Girl: You don't even know my mother's name!
Boy: yes I do, it's future mother in law (:

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Head Plastic (Regina George)*
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October 16, 2011 8:20pm UTC

Witty Siblings,
Before you go and
cut yourself, walk in
the bathroom and take
off all your clothes.
Take a good look with
all your clothes off.
Now imagine yourself
in 5, 10, 15 years. You
have a family and little
kids. Your at the pool and
one of your kids ask why you
have scars all over your
body. Are you going to tell
them the truth that you would
cut yourself to take a way all
the pain. What kind of
influence would that have on
them? Our would you lie and
say it was from a pet?
Now jump back to reality.
Throw away that knife. Blast
favorite song. Take a pen and paper
and write down your feelings. Tell
someone. Punch a pillow.
Write what's making you angry and
then rip it up. And if you feel like
you need to cut or any other self harm
think of that kid.
all mine

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Jonathan_Jello
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October 15, 2011 4:34pm UTC

Hi, I'm your substitute teacher.
Lol Jk. I'm Jack Black. Let's form
a band.

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Liyahdanae
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August 3, 2011 7:23pm UTC

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Madz24x7
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October 17, 2011 7:38pm UTC

Theodor Seuss Geisel is Dr. Seuss's real name.
Mind=Blown ♥

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Madz24x7
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October 18, 2011 3:30pm UTC

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puddlekittensniff
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October 17, 2011 3:37pm UTC

Who else is SERIOUSLY sick of going on witty to read funny quotes and having every page FILLED with stupid crap about girls getting dumped. If your gonna become practically emo over a boy. Then you have NO life.

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SoftballEqualslLife
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October 17, 2011 4:38pm UTC

A six year old girl walked down the beach,
Clutching her mothers' hand.
The young girl bent down and picked up a shell.
"This one is my favorite!" She told her mother.
Her mother looked at the shell. It was broken, cracked, half missing, and dirty.
The mom bent down and picked up a complete, un-cracked, clean shell.
"Her honey, take this one." The mother said.
The young girl examined the shell, then shook her head.
"I don't like it." she said grasping her shell.
"Why? That one is all beat up!"
The girl smiled down to her shell.
"Because it's not perfect! And as you always say, imperfection is beautiful."
Her mother smiled.
That girl was me.
And till' this day, I still have that shell to remind me, that
i am not perfect, no one is!
And even if you have a few cracks, you ARE beautiful,
and to someone, somewhere, you mean so much to them.
true story♥

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ELIZA_GRACE
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 7:05pm UTC

new york
the big apple
the empire state
the city that never sleeps
the melting pot
world's biggest urban playground
the greatest city in the world<3
all credLIZA_GRACE

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iloveyoudanielle
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October 18, 2011 3:23pm UTC

A few months ago
this guy was walking and a $100 bill fell out of his pocket, this guy picked it up...
and hollers sir, he turns around and he handed it to him. Its people like him that give me hope. <3

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