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Makapo

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Member Since: 4 Jun 2012 08:30pm

Last Seen: 26 Jul 2012 05:59pm

user id: 305664

Makapo
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June 23, 2012 9:42pm UTC
Do you like candy?
Cuz you're a sour patch

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Makapo
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June 22, 2012 5:56pm UTC
Waiter: Enjoy your meal
Me: You too!
Waiter:
Me:
Waiter: *Raises eyebrows*
Me: Oh

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Makapo
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June 17, 2012 10:08pm UTC
Me: *acts hyper*
Mom: Are you on drugs?

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Makapo
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June 12, 2012 8:45pm UTC
Has anybody noticed that Barack Obama's initals are B.O?

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Makapo
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June 12, 2012 8:16pm UTC
At the movie theater
Me: *eats popcorn*
Movie: WELCOME TO THE IMAX THEATER
Friend: WTH
Me: *flings popcorn*

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