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  1. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 10:54am UTC
    whoever's in charge of making sure I don't do stupid sh*t ... is fired

  2. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 10:42am UTC
    I've been on a diet for two weeks
    & all I've lost is two weeks

  3. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    So today I figured out
    that lightning always occurs before thunder,
    because light travels faster than sound.
    wow.
    And now I know that fireworks work the same way;
    the pretty bursts of color in the sky,
    followed by heart stopping booms.
    mind=blown.

  4. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    Have you ever noticed
    that a girl's, "be ready in 5 minutes!" and a guy's, "I'll be home in 5 minutes!"
    are exactly the same.

  5. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 9:12am UTC
    Just a cut.
    Just a scratch.
    "what's that mark?"
    "It was the cat."
    Just an excuse.
    Just a lie.
    "what's with all the bracelets?"
    "Just fashion, why?"
    Just a tear.
    Just a scream.
    "why were you crying?"
    "Only a bad dream."
    But it's not just a cut or a tear, or a lie.
    It's always 'just one more' until you die..
    Think before you speak xx

  6. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 10:18am UTC
    If you fall, I'll be there
    -Floor

  7. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 10:12am UTC
    Sorry, I can't today.
    My brother's friend's mother's grandpa's sister's grandaughter's Maid of Honor's refrigerator broke
    &yes, it was tragic

  8. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Witty, what happened?
    About 6 months ago... if i posted a quote on Witty, I'd log off, and log back onto about 500 notifications. Favorites, new followers, comments, everyhing. That made me actually feel popular. Every quote I posted made someone laugh, or was capable of relating to someone's personal life. Witty was the only place I felt like I actually had real followers. But It's changed. Today I posted the most heartfelt, thought out, quote I've ever made. Log off, and log back on to 2 notifications. Two. And to top it all off, I lost three followers today. What happened Witty? I feel like my quotes aren't even being seen anymore.. I miss the Witty that I know and love.

  9. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    Dear girl with a broken heart,
    I know you're sick of hearing 'there's other guys out there who will treat you better.' I know you're tired of hearing 'things will get better soon.' I know you're fed up with hearing 'don't worry, you'll get over it & move on.' I know people make it sound so easy to let go, but they don't understand how hard it is. I know you still care about that guy, even though you're forcing yourself to ignore him, distance yourself from him & push him away, when the truth is, you miss him. I know you're still hurt, nothing anybody will say will make the pain go away just like that. But listen, it may hurt now, it may seem like life sucks, but it won't be like this forever. One day, you will realize that some guys just aren't worth it anymore, you'll finally be able to let him go, move on & once again, smile & actually mean it cause you won't have anything weighing you down anymore. I'm not saying it'll be easy, but you'll be alright in the end. Hang in there. Because nothing lasts forever, not even pain.
    Sincerely, someone who cares.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 8:49am UTC
    You meet someone, You two get close.
    It's all great for awhile. Then someone stops trying, Talk less.
    Awkward conversations, Then drifting. No communication whatsoever.
    Memories fade. That person you know becomes that person you KNEW.
    That's how it usually goes, right?
    Sad, isn't it.

  12. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Dear Spongebob,
    You live in Bikini Bottom and you're super absorbent.
    Sincerely,
    You're a tampon

  13. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Admit it,
    you've kissed the shower wall before.

  14. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    IN CLASS: "I'll just do this at home."
    AT HOME: "I'll just do this in class."
    Only me?

  15. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Dear 11 year olds on Facebook with "It's Complicated",
    Seriously?
    What did he do? Steal your animal crackers?
    Sincerely,
    Come back in 3 years

  16. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    you give me butterflies .

  17. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    God made Coke.
    God make Pepsi.
    God made me,
    oh so sexy.
    God made rivers.
    God made lakes.
    God made you,
    well... we all make mistakes.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 11:25am UTC
    -----------------♪♫♪-------------- You lift my feet off the ground ,You spin me around ,You make me crazier, crazier . -----------------♪♫♪--------------

  20. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    ThatmomentwhenWittyisdown,and you don't know what to do with your life.

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