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MadelineSxo

Summahgirl23
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May 10, 2012 8:01pm UTC
Mom: Who are you texting?
Me: Someone.
Mom: Why can't you tell me?
Me: A boy.
Mom: What's his name? Is he your boyfriend? He likes you right?
Me: Nooo mom, we're just friends.
Mom: I think he likes you.
Me: -_-
Anyone elses mom do this?

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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
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May 10, 2012 8:11pm UTC
Call me. Fck this 'maybe' sh/t.♥

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sftblgurl56
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May 10, 2012 9:39pm UTC
Dyan and Cole Sprouse are 20
Feel old yet?

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ColorMeeSamm
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May 10, 2012 6:11pm UTC
Josh: You know that closet in the hall?
Drake: The hall closet?
Josh: That's the one.

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