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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 4:33am UTC
    boys walk around shirtless: oh that's fine, it was a hot day and they didn't want to overheat!
    girls wear clothes that acknowledge the fact that we are human beings who have shoulders: nO, ///STOP//// the boys will be dISTRACTED FROM LEARNING, keep your sinful shoulders under cover good lord.

  2. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

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    Not mine. I just love it

  3. mol* mol*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    &WHO ELSE IS NOT
    THE SAME PERSON THEY WERE A YEAR
    AGO?
    nmf
    

  4. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    I want the kind of relationship where
    he'll go to the Mall with me & I'll play video games with him,
    he'll paint my toes for me & I'll clean his room for him,
    he'll buy Starbucks for me & I'll make sandwiches for him.
    I want a relationship where we can mess around,
    but also be serious.
    I want a relationship where we're totally in love,
    but bestfriends at the same time. ♥

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:28am UTC
    The Seven Basic Relationships
    1) The "I like him, he like's her" relationship. When the person you love is in
    love with someone else.
    2) The "Everyone knows; Except them" relationship. When two people act
    like they're togethor. Even though they don't admit it, they still show it.
    3) The "Love/ Hate" relationship. When two people fight or argue to make
    other people believe they don't have feelings for each other.
    4) The "Friend Zone" relationship. When the person you love only sees
    you as a close friend.
    5) The "Just Kidding" relationship. When two people keep breaking up
    and getting back togethor.
    6) The "Betrayed" relationship. When he turns out to be everything you
    thought he wasn't.
    7) The "If You're Lucky" relationship. When the person you fall in love with
    falls in love with you.
    Comment ones you think I missed!!
    format by jimmy365

  6. itsallie0x itsallie0x
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
    Middle School: I love my group of friends!
    Highschool: What are friends
    nmq/f

  7. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    The old witty;
    ○ advice ○ away mesgs ○ break up ○ celeb of the moment
    ○ famous ○ flirty ○ friendship ○ funny
    ○ holiday ○ inspirational ○ love ○ lyrics
    ○ pictures ○ poems ○ request ○ school
    ○ sports ○ story ○ survey and quizzes ○ vent
    The ''new'' witty;
    ○ pending moderation
    ○ One Direction
    ○ The Hunger Games
    . . .

  8. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    I’m not skinny enough I’m such a coward
    I’m too tall I hate myself My thighs are too big
    I look gross My nose is HUGE I’m flat-chested
    I’m not good enough I’m too short they all probably hate me
    I try to hide all my insecurities.
    I have no friends I suck at e v e r y t h in g *highlight
    My hair is gross I’m not smart enough ew. ew. ew
    Who the f**k would love me? I’m too fat. I hate my teeth
    I want to look like that I can’t do anything right.
    I’M I have acne I’m not popular enough I’m UGLY
    HIDEOUS I’ve never be as pretty as her

  9. Beautiful_Lover Beautiful_Lover
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 10:34pm UTC
    I wanna be the girl to makes the player hang up his jersey and quit the game

  10. kimbahhlayx kimbahhlayx
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. kelllyyy725 kelllyyy725
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    Today,my boyfriend was eating Chinese food.
    He opened the fortune cookie and the lucky numbers were:
    2,12,11
    that's the date he asked me to be his girlfriend.
    -------------------- ♥ -------------------- ---------

  12. pangentgirl12 pangentgirl12
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    I hate when
    you can't talk because you're about to cry
    Mine no jocking allowed =]


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. shelbymccann shelbymccann
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    ***
    so maybe he's a goof.
    he makes silly faces
    makes lame jokes
    but who cares?
    he's perfect to me♥
    ***

  15. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 12:51am UTC
    when you were a little girl;
    pink dresses, preschool, best friends, perfect ponytails, curly hair, ribbons, books.
    but now you're a teenager;
    Skinny Jeans, Junior High, Enemies, Straightened Hair, Hair Ties, Bobby Pins, Phones.
    Things Changed Big Time

  16. iloveyouux16 iloveyouux16
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    ❒ Single
    ❒ Taken
    ✔ Too sexy that if you go out with just one person, everybody will get jealous and depressed therefore killing themselves and ending humanity

  17. canibeyoursX3 canibeyoursX3
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 10:54am UTC
    he texted me yesterday.
    no,no i jumped up like a freaking kangaroo on steroids.

  18. cheerluvaa12 cheerluvaa12
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    & when I walk by,
    I want him to turn to his friend and say,
    Yea, that's her. ♥
    notmyformat

  19. vballstarr67 vballstarr67
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    he texts me ;)s and<3s
    and we aren't even dating. ♥

  20. soccerchick4life soccerchick4life
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    The feeling you get when you know you look realllyyyyyyy good &
    EVERY hot guy you see ...
    is flirting with you. (;
    its great. (:

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