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MOMMAxMiA

1. MOMMAxMiA
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2009 12:57pm UTC
   everyone said
   that when we finally have a black president,
   pigs would fly
   within one hundred days of Obama's presidency,
   swine flu
   
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2. MOMMAxMiA
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2009 10:35pm UTC
   last time i heard that joke;;
   i fell off my diinosaur[:
   
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3. MOMMAxMiA
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2009 12:15pm UTC
   Welcome to MSi
   [[middle school island]]
   Where secrets turn into rumors
   And friendships are as short as girls' skirts
   And when you like a boy,
   Your best friend will go out with him
   Grab a soda+watch those cliques from the summer come crashing down
   But for the next 3 years, its going to be the ride of a lifetime
   Because what happens in Middle School
   Stays in Middle School
   
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4. MOMMAxMiA
   posted a quote
   March 21, 2009 8:43pm UTC
   oh yeah, her over there?
   yeah thats the girl that flirts with every single boy in the school
   except her
   boyfriend
   
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5. MOMMAxMiA
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   March 18, 2009 6:57pm UTC
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6. MOMMAxMiA
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2009 6:42pm UTC
   if i had a badge for everytime you made me smile
   d the girlscouts would be pretty jealous d
   l
   
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7. MOMMAxMiA
   posted a quote
   March 12, 2009 7:03pm UTC
   But dreams aren't just enough
   so i'll be waiting for the real thing,
   i'll know it by the f e e l i n g
   the moment when we're meeting,
   will play out like a scene,
   -->straight off the silver screen<--
   so i'll be holding my breath,
   right up til the end.
   until that moment when,
   i find the one that i'll spend forever with.
   
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8. MOMMAxMiA
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   March 12, 2009 6:45pm UTC
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9. MOMMAxMiA
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2009 2:42pm UTC
   y³u break my heart
   i break your XBOX
   Ä
   
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10. MOMMAxMiA
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2009 3:24pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Sugar is sweet
    And so are you
    --however--
    Roses are wilted
    Violets are dead
    The sugar bowl is empty
    And so is your head
    
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11. MOMMAxMiA
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2009 1:47pm UTC
    our friendship is tighter than the JoBros pants<3
    
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