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1. anonymouslover
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2010 3:21pm UTC
   letters start with ABC.
   numbers start with 123.
   music starts with do-re-mi.
   and love starts with you and me.
   ♥♥♥
   
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2. xojaynexo
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2010 7:21pm UTC
   & Do you guys have that friend...
   That talks to you in all different voices,
   Is always there for you,
   That you tell you to shut up every 5 seconds,
   That makes fun of you because you were in the school play,
   That has there own bed at your house because there over so much,
   That you completely make them feel uncomfortable,
   That you make them crack up laughing while there drinking something,
   That has about...15464345363454635 Sorry....INFINITY inside jokes,
   That is just simply hilarious,
   That you dance with and make fun of the people in your class with,
   That you just HAVE TO hang out with them every weekend or else you will like die,
   That always has a feminine product when you forgot one,
   That points to ugly people saying that there apart of your family,
   That you have like mental telepathy with,
   That you can't go 2 minutes without texting them even if they didn't answer you yet…so you send it again,
   That you just have to call everyday after school because you NEED to know what happened on the bus,
   That you freak out for nothing saying ‘What'd you just call me?!”,
   Because I have that friend
   <3
   Courtney!
   
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3. LCostello
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2010 2:14pm UTC
   We break up,
   and you say, "we can still be friends"
   → → → well you might as well tell me
   that my dog just died,
   but i can still keep it if i want.
   credit to ababyy_xo
   credit to me for the edit (&some minor changes)
   
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4. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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5. racecarr
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2010 7:40pm UTC
   do you like each other?
   Uhm , no . But thank you so very much for making this situation awkward !
   
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6. ababyy_xo
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2010 11:02pm UTC
   I want to be ;
   the banner of his cell phone
   &+ the girl he couldn't get his mind off of in class
   I want to be the one he texted
   "I love you baby, good night" to each night
   &+ "good morning, beautiful" each morning
   I want to be the girl that wore
   his h o o d i e and slept in it that night.<--♥
   &+ be the girl hes hugging in his default.
   I want to smell of his
   nice hollister cologne
   &+ be able to describe the color of his eyes, with every detail.
   I want to be the one he
   tells his friends he l o v e s .
   and the one his (( sister )) texts & wants to meet.
   I want one thing overall,
   I just want to be his. (♥)
   
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7. ximxalwaysxhere4youx
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2010 10:27pm UTC
   Google
   ...The only reason we all graduate.
   
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8. AnchorChasing
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2010 7:07pm UTC
   Nerds Trade
   Pokemon
   Cards.
   We trade
   Silly
   Bandz.
   silly bands are those animal shaped rubber bands. in case u didnt kno.
   
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9. head_in_the_clouds
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2010 8:34pm UTC
   I would slap you,
   but that would be considered animal cruelty.
   
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10. BabyBlueForYou
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2010 7:01pm UTC
    Edward's Pick Up Lines:
    Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
    My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.
    Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
    Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?
    Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?
    I have a private island. Wanna see it?
    Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?
    ♥Jacob's Pick Up Lines:♥
    I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds
    Will you be the mother of my puppies?
    Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.
    So…how do you feel about dogs?
    I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’
    You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.
    Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?
    You know what they say, right? Once you go "Black" you never go back.
    You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
    
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11. OHxEMxGEEZ
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    May 10, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    the worst thing
    ( [ a g u y c a n d o ])
    is || to || make || a || girl
    .:xo:. f a l l f o r h i m .:xo:.
    without x any x intentions x of x catching x her.
    
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12. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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15. coconutmebabii
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    May 10, 2010 7:12pm UTC
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16. live_laugh_love_xo
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2010 6:02pm UTC
    So, what
    animal
    is
    your
    Bracelet?
    hahahaha (: EVERYONE is obesessed with these like 'silly bandz' (?) click the <3
    
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17. xoSoniaxox04
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2010 7:37pm UTC
    the older you get, the better you get.
    unless you're a banana(:
    
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18. luluuulovesyouuu
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2010 6:26pm UTC
    ♥
    she waited all day for him to call.
    by 10:30 she gave up and layed down
    in bed, but she couldn't sleep.
    she wished he knew how much
    she loved him.
    she looked at the time, it was 11:11
    she closed her eyes and wished for
    the same thing she wished for every night.
    at 11:12 her phone rang.
    it was him, she picked it up he said,
    "did your wish come true?"
    she replied, "kind off," with a smile on her face,
    then he said, "it will tomorrow, goodnight babe."
    and the next day, she was his ♥
    if only all of us had happy endings.
    <mineeee.>
    
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19. KittKat17
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2010 3:38pm UTC
    WHEN THE BOYS LOOK HOT
    AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE CRAZY
    THAT MEANS SUMMER 2010
    Isgonnabeamazing♥
    
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20. iloveyousilly_x
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2010 6:10pm UTC
    My heart is paper.
    every time its b r o k e n___it gets folded.
    xx_but when_another boy comes,
    its unfolded....but that original fold
    never goes away</3
    ---iloveyousilly_x
    
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