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  1. SarahhBabii SarahhBabii
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    Today i saw a commercial about a medicine and if it has harmed you to call them and they'll give you money the exact words on the commercial
    "please call us if this medicine has harmed or killed you"
    one day i want to call the number and say
    "Hi um, i died so wheres my money?"

  2. catieisamazinglyawesomexo catieisamazinglyawesomexo
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 2:29am UTC
    I Always Have..
    >>>>>that urge to break off that plastic thingy on the side of
    mechanical pencils.❤
    ...and throw them at people.

  3. mebeconnor mebeconnor
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 3:50am UTC
    Dear Girls,
    hey, im a dude. we arent as bad as you think. we try our best to keep you happy forever. we love you, and we care for you. trust me, i should know. ive been hurt before. yes, i play cod, that doesnt mean i dont like to spend time with you. i love you. youre beautiful. everyone deserves a chance at love. if you're a girl, and youre reading this, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, DONT LET ANYBODY CONVINCE YOU OTHERWISE. Believe in yourself, if you have anything, have confidence.
    Sincerely, a TRUE teenage boy.

  4. AllieBabaa AllieBabaa
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 4:58am UTC
    What's wrong
    with you?
    how dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    "She has acne"
    do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face.
    "She has crooked teeth"
    I've never met anyone who has braces for the fun of it.
    "Her hair's frizzy"
    Some girls don't like frying their hair with straightners.
    "She's not size 0"
    Oh, i'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat a cookie.'

  5. Tamtam97 Tamtam97
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:14am UTC
    Ways To Know A Boy Is Perfect:
    1) He has abs.
    2) Asks for a hug.
    3) Stops playing COD just to text you.
    4) Smells good.
    5) Half smiles alot.
    6)Does a hair flip.
    7) Has a gorgeous smile.
    Now you thought about him did'nt you?

  6. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:50am UTC
    looking at something and thinking;;
    who the hell invented this?!


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  8. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    Iyaz had better get a new iPod
    →'cause, you know, his iPod's stuck on replay. ♥
    format; loneshewolf3

  9. stephhlovesyou stephhlovesyou
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 2:02pm UTC
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    ; the feeling
    you get in your stomach,
    when you see him in t he hallway. ♥

  10. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    I wonder if he knows
    he's all i think about at night.

  11. kelllyyy725 kelllyyy725
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    No matter how many relationships
    you go through,your first love will never leave your heart. ttttt ♥

  12. pickle_ninja pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you're in an elevator with a stranger.

  13. i_love_nerds11 i_love_nerds11
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Black boy: "I know I'm adopted"
    White dad: *bangs cupboard* "WHO TOLD YOU? I thought we were going to tell him together at the right time."
    -easy a
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


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  15. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    I hate when i'm
    watching a commercial,
    And a freaking
    show interrupts it.

  16. MichelleD MichelleD
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    I always favorite a quote that is not so pretty
    Because everybody deserve's some
    LOVE<3

  17. ninafedlove ninafedlove
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    today, for the first time in my life
    i finished a tube of chapstick
    instead of  just losing it. 
     
    -facebook

  18. ikindofloveyou ikindofloveyou
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    and hes got a smile
    that could light up
    this whole town ♥
    loveyoujake:3

  19. xoemi29xo xoemi29xo
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    &I feel slightly accomplished
    When I come up with a good comeback on the spot
    in the middle of a fight :)

  20. mariahxxlynn mariahxxlynn
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Everyone has someone in their
    Life that keeps them looking
    Forward to another day
    <3

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