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  1. WheelerLover2011 WheelerLover2011
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    *Girl on Facebook* -"I need a boyfriend for winter to keep me warm!"
    Or you could just buy a coat...

  2. smileyfacee12 smileyfacee12
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    I dont even know my true feelings about you anymore. </3

  3. smileyfacee12 smileyfacee12
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    It's pathetic that you're falling for what he says.. oh sweetheart you haave a lot learn.. he doesnt really care about you.... ;)

  4. smileyfacee12 smileyfacee12
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Just because you couldnt be his everything doesnt mean i cant .

  5. KerinπŸ’…πŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸ»* KerinπŸ’…πŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸ»*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    A girl wants a guy whose arms she can run to with her hair a mess, make up smearing down her face, eyes red and puffy from crying, and the first thing he says to her is, "You're so beautiful..."

  6. HurtingHeart4565 HurtingHeart4565
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    My original poem..
    She picks up the blade, and the tears stream down.
    The smile she had? It was painted on like a clown's.
    She takes the blade and drags it across her wrist.
    It's the only thing that makes her feel like she exists.
    She wants to forget about the day.
    She just wants everything to be okay.
    She's sick of the drama and tired of the lies.
    Deep down inside, she wishes to die.
    She hopes for joy and prays for peace, but most of all,
    she wants someone to see the pain undernearth.

  7. byewitty* byewitty*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    "She" is a relationship with "Him"
    ♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    ^
    Dislike


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2004 12:30pm UTC
    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
    But his daughter, named Nan,
    Ran away with a man,
    And as for the bucket, Nantucket.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    it doesn't matter if you wrote 'love' on your wrist yesterday, what matters is if you still care today

  13. ninadelmauroxoxo ninadelmauroxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    Until i find the right girl i have Louis
    -Harry Styles

    format credit to OneDirection

  14. coolata coolata
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 11:31am UTC
    on witty in schoool = bad a$$$$

  15. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    *Talking about drugs with this kid*
    Me: Do you do any of that stuff.
    Him: What stuff?
    Me: Like drugs.. tobacco, smoke, drink, coke, like that..
    Him: I don't sniff coke but I drink it.
    Me: SO HELP ME ALLAN I AM GOING TO KI- oh wait.. you mean like the drink.
    Him: HAHAHA YEAAAH

  16. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    try their hardest in class and still don't get an "a"

  17. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    Today I accidentally wore my moms crocs to school. YES MY MOM HAS CROCS. DON'T JUDGE HER FOR IT I realized it and I took my shoes off and walked around school in my socks The principal told me to put my shoes back on or get suspended Guess who got sent home early today?

  18. coolata coolata
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Get out your guns,
    battles begun.
    Are you a saint ,
    or a sinner?
    If loves a fight, then I shall die
    with my heart on the trigger♥
    nmf

  19. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    *Someone texts me*
    Me a few years ago: YAY A TEXT, I'M SO COOL!!!
    Me now: No.

  20. coolata coolata
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    9.​|| ||. 01
    never forget
    R.I.P.

:)

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