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Loveforever713

1. Loveforever713
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   March 4, 2013 12:21pm UTC
   Me: I'm actually happy right now!!
   Live: LOL hang on 1 sec.
   
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2. Loveforever713
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   March 4, 2013 12:18pm UTC
   When I text you a whole paragraph,
   and 40 minutes later, you reply with
   'K'. Are you asking to be punched?
   
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3. Loveforever713
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   March 4, 2013 12:15pm UTC
   Why can't I tell you,
   that I like you?
   
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4. Loveforever713
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   March 4, 2013 12:12pm UTC
   #SWAG
   
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5. Loveforever713
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   January 21, 2013 5:36pm UTC
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6. Loveforever713
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   January 21, 2013 5:31pm UTC
   My head says:
   "who cares?"
   but then my heart whispers:
   "you do ... stupid"
   
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7. Loveforever713
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   January 21, 2013 5:25pm UTC
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8. Loveforever713
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   January 20, 2013 12:57pm UTC
   Instagram because you look like sh/t in HD.
   
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9. Loveforever713
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   January 20, 2013 12:52pm UTC
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10. Loveforever713
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    January 20, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    She turned her can'ts in to cans and her dreams into plans.
    
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11. Loveforever713
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    January 20, 2013 8:42am UTC
    I wish there was a punctuation symbol that wasnt as exciting as the " ! " but not as boring as the " ."
    
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12. Loveforever713
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    January 20, 2013 8:40am UTC
    Boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to like Victoria's Secret Angels.
    
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13. Loveforever713
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    January 20, 2013 8:38am UTC
    I'm not flirting. I'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
    
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14. Loveforever713
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    January 20, 2013 8:35am UTC
    What if you just started licking the dentist's finger while they were in your mouth.
    
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15. Loveforever713
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    January 17, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
    
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16. Loveforever713
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    January 17, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    I got an idea! Try and balance the faves. and comments...!!??
    
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17. Loveforever713
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    January 16, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy that it overflows.
    
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18. Loveforever713
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    January 16, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    I really don't make typos. I make new words.
    
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19. Loveforever713
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    January 16, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Half a dozen: Because "six" is way too long.
    
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20. Loveforever713
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    January 16, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Age 11: "I whip my hair back and forth!"
    Age 37: "I drive my kids back and forth!"
    Age 69: "I rock my chair back and forth!"
    
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