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yourcool
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June 7, 2013 7:19pm UTC

i'm having one of those unattractive days
oops, i meant years*

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yourcool
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June 7, 2013 7:36pm UTC

i'm not even sassy
i'm just an as.hole

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 7:40pm UTC

excuse me play with my hair instead
of my emotions thank you

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 7:42pm UTC

people who know me both on the internet
and in real life must be so f.cking confused.
4,000 quote.*
i just want to thank every single one of you.

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yourcool
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June 18, 2013 6:11pm UTC

not texting back is only okay when i do it

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yourcool
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June 18, 2013 6:13pm UTC

i don't care who you are or what your
sexual orientation is, i think can all agree that we'd all f.ck zayn malik.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 6:19pm UTC

i think taylor swift took the line
"i know we've only met but let's pretend it's love" a bit too seriously.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 6:21pm UTC

in all honesty, i just want to hear obama
say "n.gga please" just once

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:14pm UTC

today i'm gonna have multiple sarcasms
and my god will they feel amazing.

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yourcool
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March 17, 2013 4:44pm UTC

if plan A didn't work, stay cool.
there's 25 more letters in the alphabet. you're screwed when you're on Z.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC

99.9% of my sentences start with
- oh my god
- yeah
- no
- basically
- wait
- so yeah
- like
- you know
- oh
- uhm
- what
- well
- but
- dude
- listen here you little sh/t

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
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April 1, 2013 7:12pm UTC

kim kardashian wants to name her child Easton.
EASTon.
please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST
don't you get it.
EASTON WEST.
EAST AND WEST.
WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:50pm UTC

when i die, someone make sure that
when i'm being dropped into the ground, the song "drop it like it's hot" is playing.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:57pm UTC

i would never want to become a teacher.
because i know there would be a student like me and i wouldn't know how to deal with a me either.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:09pm UTC

she wears short skirts i wear
your grandads clothes, she's cheer captain and i look incredible.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:34pm UTC

that one password you use for everything
and if anyone ever found out what it was then they could possibly single-handedly ruin your life.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:31pm UTC

i would, without hesitation, punch a younger
version of myself in the face.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:36pm UTC

"ooooohhh" i say
as i still don't understand.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:48pm UTC

if it takes more than 3 minutes
in the microwave, i'm not cooking it.

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