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  1. LiesForTheLiars LiesForTheLiars
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 1:04am UTC
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  3. lilbenji lilbenji
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 2:51pm UTC
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    Long But worth It
    a teacher in New York
    Was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stamp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even though they said ...sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bullies another child, they may say they’re sorry but the scars are there forever.

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  4. YourLMGH YourLMGH
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    I was on the bus on my way to the mall, when a homeless man sat next to me.
    He saw that I was looking at the bouquet of flowers he held, and told me that they were for his wife because today was her birthday.
    As he got off the bus, he walked into the cemetary and placed the flowers on his wife's grave.
    HisLoveGivesMeHope.

  5. celinetaylor2345 celinetaylor2345
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Bill Nye the science guy! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! Who remembers this?!

  6. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    Roommates
    Chapter 52
    Five Years Later
    (Carson is 23, and graduated from university.)
    II I stared at the dark hallway of the antique boutique, and walked further down.
    I reached the back, as a woman in her late sixties stared up at me with grey, piercing eyes.
    She had a black cape draping over her shoulders, and a pair of glasses that reached down to her nose.
    I took a deep breath, and boldly began speaking.
    "H-hi, I'm Carson. I'm not sure if you remember me, but-"
    The old woman's lips curved into a grin, as she nodded, with her grey curls bouncing up and down.
    "Carson, darling. You came here five years ago, am I correct?" she asked, raising her eyebrows.
    I bit my lower lip, and nodded.
    "Come, sweetheart. Sit down." she said, pointing to the purple cushion across from her.
    "Now, you promised me you would come back when you found love. So, have you?" the fortune teller asked.
    I bit the insides of my cheeks from smiling too widely.
    "I have." I nodded.
    The old fortune teller's eyes lit up, as she nodded, pleasingly. "Sweetie, what did I tell you? Give me the details."
    I took in a deep breath, and heavily releasing it all out before starting.
    "H-his name is Brett. We met five years ago, when I was a freshman in university."
    I continued to tell her basically my love story, until I ran out of breath.
    "And, we're getting married in a month." I finished.
    The old woman's eyes widened, as they glistened with joy.
    "Oh, darling! Congratulations!" she gushed, placing her bony, wrinkled hands on top of mine.
    "Thank you." I smiled. "I came here to give you this."
    I reached in my cream, leather purse, and snatched out a creamy pink envelope.
    I proudly handed it to her, as she took it from my hands.
    Her hands trembled as she held it.
    "W-what is this?" she asked.
    "A wedding invitation. You're invited." I explained. "Will you come?"
    The old woman seemed hesitant, but she nodded.
    "I would be honored to."
    ***
    -1 month later.-
    I smiled, as I rolled over on my bed, staring at Brett's soft, accentuated features in the morning sunlight.
    I bent over, and pressed my lips against his warm cheek.
    His eyes began to open, but I quickly clamped my hands over them.
    As much as I wanted to see his beautiful, blue eyes, I couldn't.
    "C-Carson? Is that you?" he asked, sounding tired.
    "Yes, Brett. It's me." I playfully said.
    "Why are your hands covering my eyes? I want to see you." he chuckled, trying to remove my hands.
    That only caused me to tighten my grip.
    "Brett, isn't it bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding?" I asked.
    My question only caused Brett to laugh even harder.
    "W-where did you get t-that from?" he choked out.
    I blushed. "Everyone says that."
    "Well, isn't it a bit cliche?" Brett asked.
    "Well,-"
    "Carson, get your hands off of my face so I can kiss you." Brett firmly said.
    "Only if you promise to keep your eyes closed."
    Brett sighed. "I promise."
    I slowly removed my hands away from Brett's eyes.
    "Okay, don't open your eyes." I instructed.
    Brett nodded, as I leaned close to his face, and pressed my lips against his.
    "Are you happy now?" I asked.
    "Partially. I still didn't get to see your gorgeous face, yet."
    My face flustered. "Shut it, Brett."
    "It's true."
    I smiled. "I should get going now, to get to my mom's house. I need to get ready."

  7. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 11:22am UTC
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  8. BamItsBecca BamItsBecca
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 5:06am UTC
    Ħ☺ẘ ¢◎øʟ ☤ṧ тℌḯṧ⁈ :D

  9. ohsnapitslauren26 ohsnapitslauren26
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    I'm
    The
    Type
    Of
    Girl.....
    who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday.. <3333

  10. xjonasxfor3v3rx xjonasxfor3v3rx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 7:20pm UTC
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    If you want a
    rainbow
    you gotta put up with the rain....
    <3
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  11. xdanibaybeex13 xdanibaybeex13
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    & that feeling you get when he sneaks up and
    Hugs you from behind ♥

  12. Dancerbabexoxo Dancerbabexoxo
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    putting on clothes right after they come out of the dryer ♥ ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    I don't regret my past.
    I just regret the time i've wasted
    with the wrong people.


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  16. Destiny4343 Destiny4343
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 9:56am UTC
    I'm a zillion times sorry for making this quote, I know you're tired of it, but... here it goes: Everyday in school, I'm bullied. There's this gang of girls who are always mean to me, even sometimes hitting me. The teachers don't care. I've told my mom that I want to go to another school but she won't let me =( 2 days after I told her (she knows about witty), she said that if I get atleast 500 favorites, she'll let me change schools. This is a lot to ask, but if you would just take 2 seconds to click the little heart for me? I just don't wanna get bullied anymore =( Please? If you read this all the way through, I can honestly say I love you!
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  18. kenna18 kenna18
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 12:24am UTC
    Do Not Fave This.
    Makes you want to, huh?

  19. freckleface2785 freckleface2785
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:40pm UTC
    please read;
    my pet unicorn tom is addicting to eating oreos.
    he has at least 3 boxes of oreos a night.
    i know that he is hurting himself and i dont wanna see him die.
    hes the only unicorn i have and i love him.
    i showed him witty and he said that if i can 32784329 favs he will quit eating oreos for good.
    please favorite this..for tom ♥

  20. brittneyxoxo518 brittneyxoxo518
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    why are firetrucks red?
    firetrucks have 4 wheels.
    they can hold 8 men.
    4 + 8 = 12.
    there are 12 inches in a ruler.
    queen elizabeth was a ruler.
    there was a ship called the queen elizabeth.
    that ship sailed the seas.
    there are fish in the seas.
    fish have fins.
    people from finland are called fins.
    finland & russia had a war a long time ago.
    russia has red on their flag.
    that's why their red.
    cause their always russian around.

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