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LoveYouForever1306

1. LoveYouForever1306
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2011 1:46pm UTC
   I am 62% obsessed with my looks
   I own:
   [x] hair straightener
   [x] curling iron
   [x] mousse
   [x] hairspray
   [] gel
   [x] other sprays
   [x] bobby pins
   [x] hair clips
   [x] hair ties
   [x] round barrel brush
   [x] blow dryer
   [x] mirror
   [] I have dyed my hair
   [] I have/had highlights
   TOTAL: 11
   Eyes:
   [x] black eyeliner
   [x] other color eyeliner
   [x] eye shadow
   [x] mascara
   [] fake eyelashes
   [] eyelash curler
   [] eye shimmer
   [] contacts
   [] stunna shades
   [x] eye makeup remover
   TOTAL: 16
   Lips/Teeth:
   [x] clear lip gloss
   [x] red or pink lip gloss
   [] lipstick
   [x] chap stick
   [] lip plumper
   [x] electric toothbrush
   [] teeth whitener
   [] more than 15 lip glosses
   [x] toothpaste
   TOTAL: 21
   Complexion/Overall Face:
   [x] blush
   [x] moisturizer
   [x] face wash
   [] bronzer
   [x] makeup remover
   [x] face wipes
   [x] powder
   [x] cover up
   TOTAL: 28
   Nails:
   [x]nail polish/varnish
   [] filer
   [x] nail clipper
   [x] nail buffer
   [] cuticle remover
   [] nail hardener
   [] nail brush
   [] fake nails
   [] nail scissors
   TOTAL: 31
   OVERALL TOTAL: 31
   Now multiply your number by 2
   Then repost as I am _% obsessed with my looks
   
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2. LoveYouForever1306
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2011 1:36pm UTC
   Rain Rain Go Away.
   That's what all my haters say.
   
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3. LoveYouForever1306
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2011 3:16pm UTC
   Bad day.
   I hate everyone.
   UGH.
   
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4. LoveYouForever1306
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 7:31pm UTC
   Aww! Don't be sad!
   Do you want me to buy you a HAPPY MEAL ?
   
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5. LoveYouForever1306
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 7:11pm UTC
   Considering the school rules and the fact that you're a F.R.E.S.H.M.A.N. ,
   You should NOT
   be wearing shorts THAT short.
   Seriously?
   You' ve already got a bad rep. at this school.
   
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6. LoveYouForever1306
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 6:47pm UTC
   Who has 2 thumbs and is gonna look like a hot mess tomorrow cause she left all her makeup in her school locker?!
   THIS GIRL.
   
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7. LoveYouForever1306
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 6:42pm UTC
   I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
   LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE
   
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8. LoveYouForever1306
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 6:30pm UTC
   Even Disney inspires me !!!
   "just keep swimming"
   ~finding nemo
   "reach for the sky"
   ~toy story
   "nothing's impossible"
   ~alice in wonderland
   "hukuna matata! it means no worries for the rest of your days"
   ~the lion king
   "even miracles take a little time"
   ~cinderella
   "they say if you dream about something more than once, its sure to come true."
   ~alice in wonderland
   "if you live to be 100, i want to live to 100 minus a day
   so i never have to live without you"
   ~winnie the pooh
   "all it takes is faith and trust"
   ~peter pan
   "ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind"
   ~lilo and stitch
   
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9. LoveYouForever1306
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 6:26pm UTC
   It's not that I hate you,
   it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
   if you were on fire and I had water,
   I would probably drink the water.
   
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10. LoveYouForever1306
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 11:05pm UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control!
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.
    
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11. LoveYouForever1306
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.
    
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12. LoveYouForever1306
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    "you guys should go out."
    ..thanks for making it 10x
    more awkward.
    
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