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  1. LoveandTennis LoveandTennis
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 10:16am UTC
    That's So Me #4
    Wearing your favorite outfit. But not seeing anyone that whole day.

  2. mmyers272 mmyers272
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1YG8oKBy8A&feature=related
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSqG_Nh1AXY&feature=related
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECuBEuwqU_Y&feature=relmfu
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZTqaAdUWdc&feature=related
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvJksp2PVWA&feature=relmfu
    And this is why we love them. In the midde of shoes they do these random things that just make all of us directioners smile :)

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:46am UTC
    "If i was a boy the first thing
    i'd do is kick myself in the balls
    to see what it feels like."
    - Eleanor Calder ♥
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    Remember
    that there's always
    someone fighting for you
    - Lady Gaga ♥
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 10:38am UTC
    One Direction Update:
    6/19/12 10:40 AM EDT
    Yesterday was a pretty quiet day for the guys since they are on break. First off, the band went to Disneyland together.
    Liam was spotted at the hotel waving to fans out the window and went swimming.
    Louis spent the day with Eleanor and skateboarding in Santa Monica.
    Harry went golfing and met some fans.
    Niall spent the day in Santa Monica as well with some friends from Ireland who have been in the US for awhile. He met Demi's sister Dallas. He also went to a grocery store and was stalked by Stalker Sarah!
    Zayn has flown to the UK to see Perrie and take a break at home. Don't worry, he'll be back before the boys leave to go to Dallas.
    For those of you who missed it like I did, Liam and his friend Andy did another Twitcam last night! Niall also joined in. The links are posted at the bottom of this quote.
    Rumors: Zayn flew to the UK for his sister's birthday. Status: FALSE She tweeted that it's not her birthday. Zayn is just homesick and wants to see Perrie.
    Harry flew to Spain. Status: FALSE He was golfing in L.A. and met fans. Why would he go to Spain? People saw him at the airport but I believe that he was just dropping Zayn off.
    Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QxFxh4ZpDE

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:44am UTC
    "A gentleman
    doesn't kiss
    and tell."
    - Harry Styles ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:48am UTC
    A girl threw her phone on stage
    so louis called her mum
    to let her know he had the phone."

    format credit to OneDirection

  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    i can't be no superman
    but for you i'll be superhuman.

  10. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 4:31pm UTC
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  11. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when Phineas and Ferb never go to school
    because "it's summer"
    BUT THERE'S A CHRISTMAS EPISODE.
    MQ.MF

  12. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 1:20pm UTC
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  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Louis: wanna hear a joke about cats?
    Harry: no
    Louis: you gotta be kitten me!

    format credit to OneDirection

  14. blairisepic blairisepic
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    One Direction's voices
    Louis: Beautiful chocolate-like sensation with a high pitch and extraordinary voice cracks
    Niall: Irish wonderland that takes you to a whole much newer world than Aladdin
    Zayn: Lusciously dramatic and high notes with glass-breaking capability
    Harry: Pure seduction created by deep and slow singing
    Liam: Crystal clear extravaganza that makes you feel if you are running through a meadow with Bambi and other beautiful forest creatures

  15. peeta07 peeta07
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    good bye text books, hello texting
    good bye sweat shirts, hello bikinis
    good bye being pale, hello being tan
    good bye drama, hello best friends
    good bye homemade dinners,hello cook outs
    good bye school nights,hello sleepovers
    good bye class rooms, hello beach
    good bye sneakers, hello flip flops
    good bye home work, hello fun
    good bye school, hello summer 2012♥

  16. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    iCarly
    *fixing the elevator*
    Spencer: "How long will this take?"
    Guy: "I don't know...three or four."
    Spencer: "Four what? Days? Weeks? Months?"
    Guy: "Yeah, maybe five."
    Spencer: "Five what?!"
    Guy: "Look buddy, I'm just a dancer."

  17. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
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    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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  18. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    One direction at their child's parent teacher interview:
    Teacher : Your child is such a angel student, one of my favourites, such a sweetheart!
    Liam: Oh thats so great! i'm so proud of my angel child, i'm so proud honey, you deserve an ice-cream okay my precious little gumdrop pie lemon drop i love you.
    teacher: Your child tends to eat in class.
    Niall: well of cource he eats, he hungery? Us horans are always hungry! you trying to starve my child?
    teacher: Your child seems easily distracted by all reflective surfaces, i'm kind of concerned.
    Zayn: he has my genes, he's a good looking kid of cource he likes to look at himself, i mean who blames him?
    teacher : Your uh child tends to hit on his classmates teachers and a few others. it's getting inappropriate.
    Harry: Now son, thats not right. stick with people your own age 'whispers in childs ear" is that sally's grandma? damn shes fit.
    teacher: your child has quite an attiude, he is known to talk back to teachers. he is too sassy for my liking.
    Louis: s I've taught him to stick up for himself. who do you think you are omg i cant believe you. do you know who i am? do you? caus eno one treats my child like that omg your like totally obnoxious, ugh how dare you? *snaps fingers in z formations* you're rude. goodbye.
    PaperLungs format/ nmq.

  19. ConverseLover ConverseLover
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    I never understood why guys enjoy looking a girl's butts, until I saw
    Louis Tomlinson.

  20. Rhyburgie2 Rhyburgie2
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Imagine One Direction #1
    You and Zayn have been best friends since before he was famous. Then when he got famous he never really came around. You walked to the park like usual on Friday nights when you see a couple boys there playing on the swings.
    Suddenly you realize one of them is Zayn and he notices you as well. "Your Name!"
    "Zayn!" You reply and you run into each others arms and can't stop smiling.
    "You have no idea how much i've missed you." States Zayn

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