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  1. xAlwaysxDazzled98 xAlwaysxDazzled98
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    Peole with
    Their own pool:
    Let me tell you.
    TT
    they. are. lucky.

  2. xoxoChristina xoxoChristina
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    lshifomualiapog
    { [ Laughing So Hard I Fall Off My Unicorn And Land In A Pile Of Glitter ] }

  3. SofiaAaA SofiaAaA
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    The hardest job in the world must
    be working in a bubble wrap f
    actory. Can u imagine the self
    control that is required to work
    there,
    "must not pop bubbles"

  4. lovinlife13 lovinlife13
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    yeah, i guess i could look pretty...
    at night, behind a wall,
    30 miles away, in a pit; that's on fire,
    with a bag over my head.
    just maybe.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. silverarrows silverarrows
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    Mymom,
    used a yo momma joke on me.
    Jokes on you mom.
    : )

  6. mn3 mn3
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 4:54pm UTC
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    Life is like school
    HAHAHA!
    just kidding.
    Life is better than school(;
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  7. gigglepuff16 gigglepuff16
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    What guys think girls do at sleepovers:
    "PILLOW FIGHT!"
    What girls actually do at sleepovers:
    "Dude, I'm hungry...let's eat"

  8. SaYWhaTTx3 SaYWhaTTx3
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    Dr.Pepper? False.
    You are a soft drink.
    You have no doctorate or pepper taste.
    nmf

  9. dinogoesrawr dinogoesrawr
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    My 11:11 wishes are not wasted on him.
    I wish for my Mom's Bestfriend's , who is like a Mom to me , cancer to go away.
    I don't want to ever lose her..

  10. LoveRawrLaughStories LoveRawrLaughStories
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    Please Read:
    Other account. -- StoriesForYouAndMe
    Please read the story I have going(: It's called Singing Love.
    Heres the summary-- Its about this girl Arianna who falls in love with her brothers friend. A.k.A her best friend(: Her life gets completely turned upside down and she doesn't know if shes going to make it. She relies on music, her family, and friends to help her get by.
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/StoriesForYouAndMe

  11. insidemyteenagemind insidemyteenagemind
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    Today is my 15th birthday,
    and so far it's been kinda crappy... can
    i get 15 favs to cheer me up?
    Please? <3


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  13. StoriesForYouAndMe StoriesForYouAndMe
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    Singing Love:
    Chapter 2:
    As soon as Erin's mom stops the car all three of us jump out. Jake pulls me aside and asks, "Hey does Erin have an eye problem? She kept fluttering them. It was weird". I laughed and said "Na... She just does that".
    "Oh... Alright, next time I'm with you guys can you tell her to not do that. It's a little weird", Jake says.
    "Alright", I say still laughing. I think to my self 'Oh Erin, what a flirt'.
    "Hey Ari", Kari called out.
    "Hey Kari, what's up?", I ask.
    "Nothing really, spying on some cutes guys over by the front steps", She laughs. I look over and see my brother (Eckk), with the guy of my dreams. Ricky. Ricky is a Freshman too, but he usually hangs out with upper-classmen and me! He has the deepest blue eyes and swoosh-iest brown hair. Ricky is my best guy friend&the love of my life(that part he doesn't know.. yet).
    "Hey Ari, come over here", Ricky says, with his amazing voice.
    "Haha, kay", I say. I walk over to were he is and smile. I try my best to act pretty chill around him.
    "Your brother is pretty awesome, Ar. Why didn't you tell me he was on the football team", Ricky says showing me his to die for smile.
    "He's on the what?", I say.
    "Football team", Ricky repeats.
    "Umm.. What in the world are you ta--....", I say before Jake cuts me off.
    "You know I'm trying out this year Arianna, Haha", He laughs nervously.
    "Oh yeah, well good luck. Try not to get killed", I say.
    "Ari, do you think I should try out for football?", Ricky says.
    "Sure, why not?", I say.
    "Well.. I don't know it seems like there are so many good football players here", Ricky says.
    "Yeah, not including my brother", I laugh.
    "Hahaha yea, you should try out for cheerleading", Ricky smiles.
    "Umm.. Have you met me? I'm the most un-graceful thing ever&&I do not like those skirts. They are so... showy", I say.
    "Yeah, but you'd look good in one", Ricky says. Ah.. there he goes again. Complimenting me.
    "Totally, my thunder-thighs will look so hot in the mini-skirt", I say sarcastically. I know I'm not the skinniest girl out there, but I know I am not over weight. I'm the perfect size for my height and age.
    "Mmm... Totally. I love your thunder-thighs", He says sarcastically.
    "Haha, come on we better get going, we don't want to be late to our first class", I say. Ricky and I have almost all of our classes together, except he is taking Shop class while I take Journalism.
    "Ah, what a goody-good", Ricky teases me. I punch him in the arm playfully, he turns and gives me a huge hug.
    "I missed you this summer Ar", He says.
    -- Comment, Like&& Give Some Constructive Criticism --


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