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xjaseyrae
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March 7, 2012 10:53pm UTC

There’s this guy who goes to my school and I have no idea who he really is but he comes in dressed up as Jack Sparrow like 3 or 4 days a week and today I was in the computer lab and he sits next to me and opens google and writes ‘where is the Black Pearl’ and clicks enter and then he just gets up and runs out.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
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March 1, 2012 1:52am UTC

our science class: *being obnoxiously loud*
teacher: "hey, everybody..."
class: *ignores him*
teacher: "kids!"
class: *still ignoring*
teacher: "CHILDREN!"
class: *keeps talking*
teacher: *stands on desk and yells*
"TESTICLES TESTICLES TESTICLES!"
everyone: *dead silence*
teacher: "thank you. now do your work."

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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March 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Favorite For A Name
That Sounds Cute With Yours
I will do them all

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cheeseylovesongs
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February 3, 2012 3:58pm UTC

so today,
my class went on a field trip to a chinese buffet, and we all got fortune cookies.
i opened mine, and it said
"you are beautiful."
i looked up, and he was standing there,
and said
"it's true."
true story.♥

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Disconnected
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February 4, 2012 2:44pm UTC

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interrupted by a period

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biamontet1
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February 28, 2012 4:44pm UTC

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AustinH
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February 28, 2012 4:30pm UTC

I really wish
they had phones in heaven,
so you could talk to the people you miss.
♥

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jenjen1615
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February 28, 2012 4:59pm UTC

Can you believe after all that crap, their still together!?
wait, who?
My buttcheecks ;)
AHAHA that just made my day
my friend is so stupid but so funny

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AustinH
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February 28, 2012 5:04pm UTC

*Crush steals food*
Heyy! *flirty push*
*Regular person steals food*
GIVE ME BACK MY FOOD BATCH!
*punches them*

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BravoSierra
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February 28, 2012 2:10pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Wiping your loose hair on the side of the shower
Because it won't come off your fingers.

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BravoSierra
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February 27, 2012 11:14am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
If you sext, do you get a phoner?

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briiitttttttany
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February 27, 2012 11:14am UTC

HEY, I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERE'S MY WITTY SO FOLLOW ME MAYBE

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xjaseyrae
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February 27, 2012 11:19am UTC

dentist: your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough.
me: no, my gums are bleeding because you've been poking me
with your sharp hook for the last 20 minutes.

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LilWayne145
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February 21, 2012 10:40pm UTC

me: mom, did you buy me cheese?
mom: yes
me: what about the crackers?
mom: no, i forgot
me: wow mom.
mom: i guess we're crackalacking

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LilWayne145
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February 21, 2012 11:10pm UTC

things about boyfriends #8
when he lets you wear his t-shirt to bed.

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LilWayne145
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February 21, 2012 11:51pm UTC

when you're textng someone
while laying in bed, you take mini-naps waiting for a reply

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LilWayne145
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February 25, 2012 11:57pm UTC

Sllut, take your makeup off.
you're supposed to taste the rainbow, not wear it.

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LilWayne145
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February 26, 2012 12:07am UTC

Sorry, I can't hangout.
my uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roomate's pet goldfish died. it was pretty tragic..

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DuckAddictant
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February 25, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Before i die,, i want to see..
1) The rabbit get his trix.
2) The evil bee get his honey.
3) The kids keep their lucky charms.
4) Spongebob actually get his lisence.
♥
Format: twilightgirl995

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