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LoveAndWar
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August 8, 2012 8:06pm UTC

attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a jerk
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age

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LoveAndWar
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August 8, 2012 7:58pm UTC

I ran into my ex today...
This is how our conversation went:
Him: Hey, Emily.. I-I really miss you!
Me: *sneezes*
Him: Bless you! Are you sick or something...
Me: Aww, noo, im fine... :/
Me: I'm just allergic to bulls**t

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LoveAndWar
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August 8, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Dear Boys,
Until the day you start having periods, have babies, and watch the one you love be with someone else all together,
you aren't as strong as you think.
Sincerely,
Girls

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LoveAndWar
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August 8, 2012 7:43pm UTC

Little Boy: Mom, why is her name Rosie?
Mom: Because her mom likes roses.
Little Boy: Mom, what do you like?
Mom: Stop asking questions Dicky

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LoveAndWar
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August 8, 2012 7:37pm UTC

Mom: Emily, tell your brother that its time to eat. He's upstairs in his room
Me: *moves 4 inches* JOHN, ITS TIME TO EATTT!!!!!
Mom: -_______-
you know youv'e done it before...

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LoveAndWar
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August 2, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Sister: OMG! I LOVE ONE DIRECTION
Me: What songs do you know?
Sister: What Makes You Beautiful
Me: What else?
Sister: THEY HAVE OTHER SONGS!?!?
Me:
Sister:
Me:
Sister:
Me:
Doctor: So, she just fell out the window?

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 3:57pm UTC

The making of the song 'Taken' By One Direction-
(If you haven't heard the song, click the link below, or you won't get the quote)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g-QsGWLm9I
Liam: I will start, as always.
Harry: I'll sing the chorus.
Zayn: Hey, I want a part, too!
Louis: KEVIN!!?! Where are you, KEVIN!!!
Niall: I'll help Louis look for Kevin, guys!

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LoveAndWar
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August 2, 2012 9:24am UTC

Me: dgfjwgfjwhgekjfhwkh
Me: *turns around* gyugyugiguyguyygujnvk
Me: *turns around* iqgfkjhkfhbhwkfhwkhk
Me: *turns around* AYYYYY MACARENA!!!!
Every Time.....
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LoveAndWar
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August 2, 2012 9:21am UTC

That awkward moment when you watch The Lucky One,
and totally forget that Zac Efron can sing...

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LoveAndWar
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July 31, 2012 6:37pm UTC

TV Quotes #2
iCarly
Mrs. Benson: Wet and sticky is very icky!
Sticky and wet makes mommy upset!
Spencer: I... I dont know how to respond to that...

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LoveAndWar
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July 31, 2012 6:27pm UTC

TV Quotes #1
iCarly
Spencer: Hey, you guys, which one of these shirts do you think I
should wear tomorrow?
Carly: To where?
Spencer: Prison
Freddie: Prison?!
Carly: OH MY GOD, what did you download?!
Spencer: *laughs* Nothing! *thinks for a second* Yeah,
nothing!

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LoveAndWar
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July 31, 2012 6:11pm UTC

Movie Quotes #1
Anger Management
Buddy: Listen, Dave, their are two types of anger types,
their is the shopper, and the cashier, who takes in the shopper's
anger. You are the cashier, my friend.
Dave: No, no, Buddy, I am... the guy in the dairy section calling
911!

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LoveAndWar
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July 26, 2012 12:37pm UTC

♥
Day 01- Your best friend
Day 02- Your crush
Day03- Your parents
Day 04- Your sibling(s)
Day 05- Your dreams
Day 06- A stranger
Day 07- Your ex-boyfriend
Day 08- Your favourite internet friend
Day 09- Someone you wish you could meet
Day 10- Someone you wish you could talk to more
Day 11- To a dead person you want to talk to
day 12- the person you hate the most/caused you alot of pain
day 13- someone you wish could forgive you
day 14- someone you drifted away from
day 15- the person you miss the most
day 16- someone thats not in the same country
day 17- someone from your childhood.
day 18- someone you wish you could be
day 19- someone that pesters your mind good or bad
day 20- the one who broke your heart the hardest
day 21- someone you judged by your first impression
day 22- someone you want too give a second chance too
day 23- the last person you kissed
day 24- The person that gave you your favirote memory
day 25- the person you know is going through the worst of times.
day 26- the last person you made a pinky promise to
day 27- the friendliest person you knew for only one day.
day 28- someone who changed your life
day 29- someone you want to tell everything too, but your afraid to
day 30- your reflection in the mirror
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________
Dear Anny-
Do you want to know why you are my BFF? It's because you have always stood by me no matter what situation I am in! You are my joy, heart and soul, and I relly hope that It stays that way for a long, long time!
Emily

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LoveAndWar
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July 26, 2012 12:25pm UTC

Recess- Ended
Kim Possible- Ended
Zoey 101- Ended
Wizards of Waverly Place- Ended
Hannah Montana- Ended
Drake And Josh- Ended
That's So Raven- Ended
The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody- Ended
Britney Spears- Mom
Lindsay Lohan- Drug Addict
Miley Cyrus- Miley Hemsworth
___________________________________________________
What Happened to my Childhood!?

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LoveAndWar
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July 25, 2012 5:15pm UTC

I am in a relationship with Prince Charming
1 second ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

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LoveAndWar
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July 24, 2012 5:18pm UTC

R.I.P
to the girl who got shot
in the Eaton Centre shooting,
survived, took a vacation
to Colorado, and then died in
the Colorado Massacre.

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LoveAndWar
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 4:57pm UTC

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion,
it's just that yours is stupid.

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LoveAndWar
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July 24, 2012 2:41pm UTC

...My quote is on page 9 of the top 24 hour quotes...
Here it is: www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6057321
I'm Witty famous!!!