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  1. ignoranceisblisslmfao* ignoranceisblisslmfao*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    Parents walk in while on the computer
    *quickly goes to Google*
    nmf

  2. saidbhfarrely saidbhfarrely
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 8:23am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. CoNdOrS42 CoNdOrS42
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    Like this if you never finish a
    chapstick.

  4. RockinRobin RockinRobin
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    Turning into a ninja when...
    your phone rings in another room.
    [♥] [♥] [♥]
    {Saw it on Twitter}

  5. ForgetMeNot0715 ForgetMeNot0715
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    /////\\\\\/////\\\\\/////\\\\\/////\\\\\/////\\\\\/////\\\\\/////\\\\\/////\\\\\
    Don't mess with Taylor Swift
    She'll write a song about you
    /////\\\\\/////\\\\\/////\\\\\/////\\\\\/////\\\\\/////\\\\\/////\\\\\/////\\\\\
    NMF;nmq

  6. gymnast1397 gymnast1397
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    who else
    wants a family
    like good luck charlie?
    nmf.

  7. xwaddupshawtyx xwaddupshawtyx
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 11:06am UTC
    Fave if...
    you currently have
    another tab open
    on Facebook
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

  8. Alysssa Alysssa
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 2:00am UTC
    Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Favorite if you're still a unicorn. c:

  9. idance idance
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    first thing a girl says when it rains?
    MY HAIR.

  10. PeaceLoveMusic PeaceLoveMusic
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    HERE'S TO MY GIRLS,
    who had their heart broken by a guy they never even dated♥
    . ......

  11. xpinklove1202 xpinklove1202
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    DOUCHE BAG.
    FAV. IF I JUST NAMED HIM.

  12. YUgot2BsoMEAN69 YUgot2BsoMEAN69
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Justin Bieber...
    Is gay? He has a girlfriend
    Can't sing? Usher and Justin Timberlake fought over him.
    Is ugly? Millions of girls think hes the hottest guy alive, and is on millions of
    posters everywhere.
    Is weak? He broke his foot onstage and continued to sing.
    Is heartless? How about you listen to Pray. Whos heartless now?
    Is unsuccesful? Okay hes 17 years old, has 29 songs, 3 albums, 9 music videos,
    1 movie, 1 book, 20 awards, 2 tours and 40 million fans.
    Do your research before you make fun of him
    nmf/q

  13. tralalalaquotes tralalalaquotes
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    *I'm Bored*
    So if you fav this;
    I'll write something on your profile to make you smile*
    if you comment, ill follow you(:

  14. courtcourt07 courtcourt07
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 12:32am UTC
    Facebook: What's on your mind?
    Twitter:
    What's happening?
    Myspace: Where did everybody go?
    nmq nmf

  15. iTSANDREABETCH iTSANDREABETCH
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    dear mother nature,
    i'd like to cancel my monthly subscription...
    sincerely, 100% of all women.
    ♥♥
    nmf

  16. Hallsylover04 Hallsylover04
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:12am UTC
    I get 30 likes on Facebook & im a LEGEND
    I get 30 favs on Witty & i dont even get a top quote =/

  17. jocelynn006 jocelynn006 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 12:37am UTC
    IM CURIOUS !
    SO, favorite if your a righty.
    Comment if your a lefty.

  18. katelynx38 katelynx38
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    Just wondering....
    Click the heart if you go to public school.
    Comment if you go to private/catholic.
    (:

  19. ev3ry1luvzgabi ev3ry1luvzgabi
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    retyping your password ,
    because your afraid that you made a mistake

  20. dancerox543 dancerox543
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    Thinking "Oh my god"
    When a slow reader is reading in class

:)

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