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  1. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    Give your Heart a reak Your heart a break Give your heart break ohh yhhh
    -Demi Lovato

  2. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 4:00am UTC
    ON THE 26 NOVEMBER EVERYONE ON WITTY SHOULD WRITE A W ON THEIR HANDS I JUST WANNA KNOW IF I KNOW ANYONE WHOS SECERTLY ON WITTY SO yh and i think it would be cool thanx wittians
    xoxo

  3. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    Right i was dating this boy and my maate said i could do better adn i was like
    Well maybe i dont want to do better
    later on she never talked to me agian
    My best Friend

  4. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    Confession Of what I hate #11
    Ops i missed number 11 out i gusees i hate the number 11 pfttt so many more numbers though

  5. Lorza Lorza
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    November 20, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Confession Of what I hate #15
    I hate that i have to wait sooo long till my brithday
    on my birthday(its not today 6 more day whooop): "omg 365 more days till my birthday whoop(sarcastic)

  6. Lorza Lorza
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    November 20, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Confession Of what I hate #14
    I hate not knowing if a dog, cat or whateva has a beard or a moustache how do you know if they do or the dont i hate that

  7. Lorza Lorza
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    November 20, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Confession Of what I hate # 13
    I hate Cows as in people and the animal
    cows(People): i hate them because there mean
    Cows(Animal): i hate Milk cause i dont want some farmer squezzing the milk out of the cow i find that disgusting

  8. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Confession Of what I hate # 12
    I hate when you fall of a ladder and fall onto a small dog
    Me: would you like it if you fell off a ladder and onto a small dog but then the dog puked of you pants would you hate that
    Tutor(at school): Yes
    See i hate that

  9. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    Confession Of what I hate #10
    I hate that Santa clause wont lose some wait and join a gym
    "Hey Santa you seem like a good guy but have you notice yout pants are emourmouse what up with that, Kids all around the world look up to you so maybe you wanna stop eating all that pie before you gain another 1,000 pounds, I swear dasher and prancer are going to have little raindeer heart attacks trying to pull your flab all over the world"
    I hate that i was just so mean to santa clause

  10. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Confession Of what I hate #9
    I hate movies where a bunch of cute kids work together to overcome evil and save the world
    ATTENTION: Hollywood movie makers ive seen 400 different versions of that movie Stop It

  11. Lorza Lorza
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    November 20, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    Confession Of what I hate #8
    I hate it when someone trys to take my food

  12. Lorza Lorza
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    November 20, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    Confession Of what I hate #7
    I hate people who say "have a Nice day"
    Yeah stop it cause how do you know my dog didnt die that day or my dad got fired again or i have food poisning if im walking around at 2 in the afternoon and im sick to my stomach and my dad just got fired and my dog just died i dont need someone saying to me"Have a nice day"

  13. Lorza Lorza
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    November 20, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    Confession Of what I hate #6
    I hate it when i go to someones house and their dog jumps all over me and the owner says
    "Oh its ok hes friendly"
    Well gusees what im not so get your dog off me

  14. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Confession Of what I hate #5
    I Birthday Partys?
    Because i dont need a party to celebrate that im ONE YEAR CLOSER TO NEVER BREATHING AGAIN
    "Whoooo here comes death"
    Yh umm no thanx

  15. Lorza Lorza
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    November 20, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Confession Of what I hate #4
    I hate it when people blow their nose, Then look in the tissue
    I meen we all know when you blow your nose Snot comes out.
    Your not going to ask your snot blob to be your Friend or to go see a movie
    so just go put the tissue in the bin got it

  16. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    Confession Of what I hate #3
    I hate it when a guy bites his lip while dancing and thinks its cool
    1. Boys its not cool
    2. I hate it

  17. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Confession Of what I hate #2
    I hate Girls who wear a skirt AND jeans
    I mean girls either wear a skirt or Jeans but not both
    unless you dont mind me Hating you

  18. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Confession Of what I hate? #1
    I hate the number nine(9) it just sounds sooo winey
    Nine, Nine, Nine

  19. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    I never knew that people can rip out your heart and can tell its torn
    until i thought id give up trying to find my prince
    i thought id be
    Forever alone..
    but sometimes i like it that way and other times i dont
    Im just broken down
    ill never find my prince, ,my knight in shinning armer but who knows
    other than my prince?

  20. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    I Like Girls Who Eat Carrotts!

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