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  1. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 2:55am UTC
    15 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS
    Yay!
    Rudoplh The Red Nose Reindeer

  2. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 6:07am UTC
    16 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS
    Yey
    Santa Clause Is Coming To Town
    Hell Yeah

  3. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    17 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS
    Yey!
    Jingle Bells Batman Smells
    Hell Yeah

  4. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    Batman
    Is Amazing
    ?

  5. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 10:43am UTC
    No jacket : Freezing
    Freezing : Sick
    Sick : No school
    No school : No education
    No education : No diploma
    No diploma : No job
    No job : No money
    No money : No food
    No food : Starvation
    Starvation : Death!!!!
    So DONT loose your jacket!!!!

  6. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    1. Name - Laura
    2. Birthday – 26 November
    3. Current location – My bedroom(IN NARNIA/Nope im not *I wish*)
    4. Current mood -average
    Favorite...
    1. Flower - Daisy
    2. Color - Green
    3. Restaurant – I dunno
    4. Store - Probs Primark or new look
    5. Designer - too poor for designer lol
    6. Animal – Puppy, Pigeon, Squirell
    7. Drink – DR.Peper
    This,that either...
    1. Summer or winter? Winter
    2. Shoes or purses - Shoes
    3. Jeans or skirts - jeans
    4. Showers or baths - Baths
    5. Yoga or sports - sports
    6. Ocean or pool - Pool
    7. Real tan or tanning beds - real
    8. Eyeliner or mascara - mascara
    Boys.
    1. Taken or single - Single
    2. Looks or personality - Personality but a tiny bit of looks
    3. Longest relationship- 4months
    4. Crush – A guy called Harry Fitzpatrick
    5. Does he know you like him – yup(only today he found out)
    6. Do you believe in soul mates - idk...i think so
    7. Do you like romantic guys – I dunno not both
    8. Have you ever been in love - Dunno
    9. Did it work out? – not really
    10. Has any guy ever cheated on you - nope
    11. Have you ever cheated on anyone - nope i'd never do that
    Friends...
    1. Best friends - idk anymore
    . 2. Do you tell him/her everything - I used to...
    3. Can you be yourself in front of your girls - yeah usually

  7. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    No pen = no notes
    No notes = no study
    no study = fail
    fail = no diploma
    no diploma = no work
    no work = no money
    no money = no food
    no food = you get skinny
    skinny = then you get ugly
    ugly = no lover
    no lover = no marriage
    no marriage = no children
    no children = alone
    alone = depression
    depression = sickness
    sickness = death
    LESSON:
    Don't loose your pen :)))))

  8. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    I Hate You, You hate Me
    Lets go killlll Barney,
    With a baseball bat and a 4by4
    Sorry children Barneys dead
    My brother uss to sing to me and I loved that big purple dino but now hes exctinced like the rest of them

  9. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Forever Young, I wanna be
    forever
    young

  10. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 6:44am UTC
    Heyaa wittians i need help i wanna write a poem about WAR cause im badas but i dont know how to write one please help me and ill give you credit!!! please
    Thanxies
    Laura
    xox

  11. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    OMG CHARLIE WON IM A CELEB
    No way everyone thought it would be Ashley!!
    :]

  12. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 5:24am UTC
    MY favourite thing about gummy bears is when you know they cant fight back when you bite their heads off!!

  13. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Words Will be just Words
    Till you bring them to life!

  14. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    I once caught my self Smiling
    I was Thinking about
    YOU!!

  15. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    I follow what Harry Styles says:
    I always wanted to be one of those people who don’t care what people thought about them but im not one of those people! :(

  16. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 10:41am UTC
    OK so im
    In love with you all your little things
    No joke :]

  17. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Yay its my Birthday
    and...
    i had to go to school, i had swimming at school(P.E), I had Maths which is meh/ok, English(mean teacher) and science(borning) and then i came home and had PIZZA
    highlight of the day 2012...
    PIZZA
    Yay worst best birthday ever!!

  18. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    ╔═══╦══╦═══╦═══╦═══╦════╦══╦═══╦═╗─╔╦═══╦═══╗
    ╚╗╔╗╠╣╠╣╔═╗║╔══╣╔═╗║╔╗╔╗╠╣╠╣╔═╗║║╚╗║║╔══╣╔═╗║
    ─║║║║║║║╚═╝║╚══╣║─╚╩╝║║╚╝║║║║─║║╔╗╚╝║╚══╣╚═╝║
    ─║║║║║║║╔╗╔╣╔══╣║─╔╗─║║──║║║║─║║║╚╗║║╔══╣╔╗╔╝
    ╔╝╚╝╠╣╠╣║║╚╣╚══╣╚═╝║─║║─╔╣╠╣╚═╝║║─║║║╚══╣║║╚╗
    ╚═══╩══╩╝╚═╩═══╩═══╝─╚╝─╚══╩═══╩╝─╚═╩═══╩╝╚═╝
    Post this on your profile if your a Directioner
    xox

  19. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 6:34am UTC
    Tomorrow is my Birthday and i want to make it speacial please wish me a happy birthday thats all i wish for, for my birthday thanxies
    xox

  20. Lorza Lorza
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    oursmallstupidconversations
    M E A N S O M U C H MORE TO ME
    Than YOU EVER WILL

:)

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