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1. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 4:32pm UTC
   I hate sundays
   because sunday is homework day but I can't do my
   homewrok because I have to spend my day accepting
   the fact that I have school tomorrow
   
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2. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 4:27pm UTC
   James: My name is Bond,James Bond
   Friend: My name is Please,B.tch Please
   Me: My name is Yeah,F.ck Yeah
   
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3. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 4:17pm UTC
   Me: *wakes up*
   Me: *checks phone*
   Me: *Sends text message*
   Me:*falls back asleep*
   
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4. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 4:14pm UTC
   Boy on Twitter:
   my ex just sent me a picture of her having s.x with her new boyfriend,
   to make me feel jealous.
   I sent it to her dad.
   
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5. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 4:10pm UTC
   Did you know?
   There are enough restaurants in New York City for you to try a new restaurant every night for 50 years and never visit the same place twice.
   
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6. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 3:57pm UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   D on't break anyone's heart,they have only one.
   Break their bones,they have 206.
   
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7. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 3:38pm UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   That face you make
   when the person you hate is talking.
   
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8. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 3:32pm UTC
   A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
   He decides to test it at dinner.
   Dad: Son,where were you today during school hours?
   Son: At school *Robot slaps son*
   Son: OK,I went to the movies.
   Dad: Which one ?
   Son: Toy Story *Robot slaps Son again*
   Son: OK,it was Day with a P.rn star.
   Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what p.rn was!
   *Robot slaps Dad*
   Mom: HAHA ! after all he's your son. *Robot slaps Mom*
   
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9. Lolsorue_girl
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2013 10:45am UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   When I say I miss school,
   I mean my friends and the fun,not the school.
   
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10. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    If you ever get caught sleeping
    in school,just put your head up and say: ''In Jesus name, amen''.
    
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11. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 11:11am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Dear models in face wash commercials
    I honestly don't know anyone who can splash water on their face, smiling,with their eyes open.
    
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12. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:26am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    What's That ?You heard
    a bunch of bad stories about me from someone who hates me? that sh.t must be true !
    
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13. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    YEAH, I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL NIGHT
    There's something in your eyes
    Say c'mon c'mon and dance with me baby [x] [x] [x]
    Yeah, the music is so loud
    I wanna be
    ♥ YOURS NOW♥
    S o c ' m o n c ' m o n a n d d a n c e w i t h m e
    Baby.
    
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14. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 8:54am UTC
    If you're pretending
    from the start like this,With a tight grip
    Then my kiss can mend your broken heart
    I might miss everything you said to me, and I can
    LEND YOU BROKEN PARTS
    That might fit , like this, and I will give
    you all my heart
    so we can start it all over again.
    
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15. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 8:40am UTC
    We're so paris when we kissed,
    When we kissed
    I REMEMBER THAT TASTE OF
    Y o u r l i p s t i c k
    now you're tearing up my heart, tearing up my heart.
    You're tearing up my heart
    
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16. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 8:34am UTC
    LATELY I FOUND MYSELF THINKING
    Been dreaming about you a lot
    And up in my head I'm your boyfriend,
    But that's one thing you've already got
    He drives to school every morning
    While I walk alone in the rain
    He'd kill me without any warning if he took a look in my brain
    
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17. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    Person: I like your jacket
    Me: *forgets what I'm wearing*
    
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18. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    Word order is important.
    ''I f.cking love you''
    and
    ''I love f.cking you''
    could not be more different.
    
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19. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    My thoughts during school:
    I hate you.
    I hate you.
    I hate you.
    I hate you.
    DIRECTIONER!
    I hate you.
    I hate you.
    I hate you.
    I hate you.
    
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20. Lolsorue_girl
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I hate the moment
    when you accidentally close the wrong tab.
    
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