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1. Lizzie414
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   December 23, 2011 4:00pm UTC
   *walks down stairs and opens up the fridge**stands there for 1 minute just looking**realizes she forgot what shes looking for** still stands in front of fridge anyway* *finds a good snack**while opening up the snack remembers that she was looking for her sweatshirt**eats snack anyway and then goes get her sweatshirt*
   
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2. Lizzie414
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   December 23, 2011 3:50pm UTC
   That amazing moment when he texts you first♥but its just for answers to homework:/
   
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3. Lizzie414
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   December 23, 2011 3:43pm UTC
   APPEARANCE:
   [] I am shorter than 5'4".
   [] I have many scars.
   []I tan easily.
   [x] I wish my hair was a different color.
   [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
   [] I have a tattoo.
   [] I wear glasses.
   [x] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
   [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
   [x] I have more than 1 piercing. ~1 in each ear.
   [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
   [x] I have freckles.
   FAMILY:
   [x] I've sworn at my parents.
   [x] I've run away from home.
   [x] I've been kicked out of the house.
   [x] My biological parents are together.
   [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
   [x] I want to have kids someday.
   [] I want to adopt someday.
   SCHOOL/WORK:
   [x] I'm in school.
   [] I have a job.
   [x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
   [x] I almost always do my homework.
   [] I've missed a week or more of school.
   [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
   [x] I've stolen something from my school.
   EMBARRASSMENT:
   [x] I've fell in public.
   [x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
   [] Disney movies still make me cry.
   [x] I've snorted while laughing.
   [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
   [] I've glued my hand to something.
   [] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
   HEALTH:
   [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
   [] I've broken a bone.
   [] I've had my tonsils removed.
   [] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
   [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
   [] I had a serious surgery.
   [] I've had chicken pox.
   [] I have/had asthma.
   EXPERIENCES:
   [] I've gotten lost in my city
   [] I've seen a shooting star.
   [] I've wished on a shooting star.
   [] I've seen a meteor shower.
   [] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
   [] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
   [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
   [] I've been skydiving.
   [] I've gone skinny dipping.
   [x] I've played spin the bottle. ~not exactly the real kind:)
   [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
   [] I've crashed a car.
   [] I've been skiing.
   [] I've been in a play.
   [] I've met someone in person from the internet.
   [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
   [x] I've sat on a roof top.
   [x] I've played a prank on someone.
   [x] I've rode in a taxi.
   [] I've eaten Sushi.
   [] I've been snowboarding.
   RELATIONSHIPS:
   [] I've gone on a blind date.
   [x] I miss someone right now.
   [x] I have a fear of abandonment.
   [] I've gotten divorced.
   [] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
   [] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
   [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
   [x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
   [] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
   HONESTY:
   [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
   [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
   [x] I've snuck out of my house.
   [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
   [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
   [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
   [x] I've cheated on a test.
   [] I've been suspended from school.
   BAD TIMES:
   [x] I've consumed alcohol~sip
   [] I regularly drink.
   [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
   [] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
   [] I take anti-depressants.
   [] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
   [] I've hurt myself on purpose.
   [] I've went to bed crying.
   
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4. Lizzie414
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   November 23, 2011 2:12pm UTC
   listening to Apologize...and realizing how short life really is and how one saying, one word can turn someones life into a living hellLife isn't meant to be taken by suicide.... But thats what our world has come to...Suicide is a sin............. and so is bullying
   
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5. Lizzie414
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   November 19, 2011 2:29pm UTC
   That awkward moment when...
   you go to put you earphones in and you realize that you are missing the little cushion on one of them
   fml
   
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6. Lizzie414
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   November 10, 2011 4:47pm UTC
   Remeber when spell I cup was the funiest joke of earth
   
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7. Lizzie414
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   November 8, 2011 8:14pm UTC
   Admit it
   we never want to go to bed
   but then when we wake up we don't want to
   get out of bed
   <3
   
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8. Lizzie414
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   November 6, 2011 12:04pm UTC
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9. Lizzie414
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   November 6, 2011 11:59am UTC
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10. Lizzie414
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    October 23, 2011 12:59pm UTC
    How many letters are in the alphabet?26nope.. 5, U R A Q T:)
    
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11. Lizzie414
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    October 22, 2011 12:10pm UTC
    Why do we sleep through Church,
    but stay awake for a 3 hr movie? Why is it so hard to pray, but easy to curse? Why is it hard to re-post a Godly bulletin, but easy to re-post the mean ones?Why can people worship a celebrity, but not God? Gonna ignore this? Afraid to get laughed at? The Lord said,
    "If you deny me in front of your friends,
    I will deny you in front of my Father."
    Re-post this if you believe in Jesus.
    
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12. Lizzie414
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    October 22, 2011 12:01pm UTC
    I love you with all my butt,I would say heartBut my buttis bigger<3
    
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13. Lizzie414
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    October 22, 2011 11:21am UTC
    When you and him* have a two hour long conversation over text and he asks you to stay later at the game and then all he does is look at you and walk away when you come up to him... so confused?
    
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14. Lizzie414
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    October 21, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    Wish me luck <3Today is my last home game at my school IncarnationIm on the b team and we are playing st. LinusWe will probably win but there is a big celebration and everything so im soooo nervous .what if no one cheers for me...?
    
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15. Lizzie414
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    October 19, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    Does anyone else feel like they really want to learn how to dance like kenny wormald and julianne hough after seeing them dance in footlooseand who else thinks that that was the best movie ever!and who else thinks kenny owrmald is hot piece of sausage
    
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16. Lizzie414
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    October 19, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    Im so frustrated i can't even shoot!
    quote by: jason hedke who is my assisstant basketball coach and got mad at us for no reason and was showing us what to do and kept missing the ball and said this... the funny part was when he said it and he looked like he had t-rex arms... me and my friends take one look at eachother and bust out laughing.. :D
    does anyone else have funny coach quotes..? just wondering
    
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17. Lizzie414
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    October 19, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    me: Hey, ten year is that your moms phone you are playing on?ten year old girl: uh nooo, this is my phone and im texting my boyfriend.. duhme: okay then...
    
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18. Lizzie414
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    October 4, 2011 4:51pm UTC
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19. Lizzie414
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    October 2, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment..
    When your friend says a joke and you both laugh and stop laughing and are just starring at eachother all weird and then you just start laughing again
    <3
    
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20. Lizzie414
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    September 29, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    The girl that steals a stare at the boy bagging her groceries and instantly falls in love . . .
    The bag boy that sees that very same girl and knows he doesn't have a chance but falls in love with her when he is bagging her groceries
    Neither of them know the next week later when they see eachother at the movies with their dates i their arms that they secretly loved eachother
    ♥
    
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