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APPEARANCE:
[] I am shorter than 5'4".
[] I have many scars.
[]I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

[] I have a tattoo.
[] I wear glasses.
[x] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[x] I have more than 1 piercing. ~1 in each ear.
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.


FAMILY:

[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home.
[x] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[] I want to adopt someday.


SCHOOL/WORK:

[x] I'm in school.
[] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[x] I've stolen something from my school.


EMBARRASSMENT:

[x] I've fell in public.
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[] I've glued my hand to something.
[] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.


HEALTH:

[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[] I've had chicken pox.
[] I have/had asthma.


EXPERIENCES:

[] I've gotten lost in my city
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star.
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.  ~not exactly the real kind:)
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been skiing.
[] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've sat on a roof top.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've rode in a taxi.
[] I've eaten Sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.


RELATIONSHIPS:

[] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
[x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
[] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.


HONESTY:

[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test. 
[] I've been suspended from school.


BAD TIMES:

[x] I've consumed alcohol~sip 
[] I regularly drink.
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
[] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I've went to bed crying.
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APPEARANCE: [] I am shorter than 5'4". [] I have many

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