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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. lovinlife13 lovinlife13
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    I had a dream,
    I was king,
    I woke up,
    still king.
    - eminem.

  3. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    And I really wish i had a friend like
    - Kat-
    on
    Victorious
    ---------- ♥ ----------

  4. meandyou99 meandyou99
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 9:19am UTC
    I'm not your second option.
    You either choose me or you lose me.

  6. kaylala513 kaylala513
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 3:47am UTC
    If losing me would make you happy,
    I'd be gone in a heartbeat, even if it killed me. ♥

  7. maddisonRAWR maddisonRAWR
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Random Fact #5:
    People tend to fear spiders
    more than death
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    I dont think people like these?

  8. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    I was so stupid
    to actually think you'd fall for a girl like me. ♥

  9. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 11:05am UTC
    You're Good
    a t p r e t e n d i n g
    f i r s t , you pretended I actually meant something to you.
    now you pretend we don't have a past when the t r u t h is,
    I'm stuck there admiring every breathtaking moment we had

  10. donaldie donaldie
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 9:50am UTC
    Grab somebody hairy,
    Tell'em shave
    nmf/nmq

  11. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 8:00am UTC
    only me?
    >>if my mom walks in while i'm on the computer, i'm like,<<
    "ohh hi mom. i was just getting off. *shuts down*"
    nmf

  12. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 8:26am UTC
    i think we have all stood
    up on the bed and pretended to faint or die

  13. Diideey Diideey
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    If I could rap to,
    Look at me now
    I ' d ne v e r s h u t u p .

  14. Diideey Diideey
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 9:41am UTC
    Dear Lizzie McGuire,
    Please come back.
    sincerely, Selena Gomez stole your movie.
    NMF

  15. HMU HMU
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Heyy beautiful
    YES YOU!
    Don't act like you're not.
    Still don't believe me?
    Baby girl,
    Favorite this quote
    Look on your profile
    and I bet that I can finally prove to you that you are.
    @Dalton
    not all guys are tools. don't believe me? chat me.

  16. HMU HMU
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    I'm a boy,
    and I perfer eyes over boobs.
    Not all guys are tools.
    Let some lucky guy prove that to you..
    @DALTON

  17. BehappyxBeconfidentxBealive BehappyxBeconfidentxBealive
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    Two teardrops
    were floating down a river. The first one
    asked, "who are you from?" she replied,
    "I'm from a girl whose man left her. Who
    are you from?" He replied, "I'm from the
    man who regrets l e t t i n g h e r g o . "
    not mine.

  18. glitterfriends glitterfriends
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    BRB = I don't wanna talk to you anymore.
    LOL = I have nothing else to say.
    COOL = I really don't care.
    -----------♥-----------

  19. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 9:38am UTC
    Drake: What are you smiling about?
    Josh: The GREAT Drake! Grounded for two weeks! I love it.
    Drake: Yeah, me too.
    Josh: Heh?
    Drake: Two weeks, laying in bed, no school, playing a little guitar, You bringing me pizza's. Yeah being grounded is ba-a-d.

  20. Laina Laina
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    I just broke up with my boyfriend of 4 months
    Here's the story:
    We started going out and after a while I wanted to break up with
    him, every time I tried to, he threatened to Kill himself. I didn't
    want him to do that. I kept saying I wanted to break up but he would
    threaten me every time. But one day, his friend told me "I asked why
    he said he would Kill himself, he said he wouldn't. He just wants to
    bang you before you break up ". I was shocked
    So the next day, I told him I wanted to break up again. Once again he
    said, "If you do I'll Kill himself." I smiled sweetly and said, "I'll go
    Get the knife !"
    His Face =
    Priceless♥
    I made this story up, no jocking :3

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