Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

ifonlyiwas

Status:

Member Since: 27 Jun 2011 12:51pm

Last Seen: 31 Dec 2011 07:46pm

user id: 187836

80 Quotes
1,063 Favorites
11 Following
20 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair beta

follow block report

----------------------

Hey my name is Alice this used to be my secret account but i couldn't be asked anymore

I'm very blonde in appearance and mind 
I have lots of close friends 

I am from Britain and i'm 14


oh yeah by the way

you

reading this

you're gorgeous

----------------------

  1. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    I love it SO much
    when a guy sneaks up and hugs you from behind

  2. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    ever feel like everyone hates you? welcome to my LIFE

  4. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    I feel like i've lost everyone
    and they don't even miss me a bit

  5. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    And no one's noticed yet
    but they're almost gone

  6. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    Now this is story of
    about how my life got flipped turned upside down
    and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there
    i'll tell you how a became the prince of a town called.....

  7. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 8:26am UTC
    i think we have all stood
    up on the bed and pretended to faint or die

  9. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    A best friend is a
    sister destiny forgot to give you

  10. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    I wasn't that drunk
    dude you were holding my fish shouting
    'I FOUND NEMO!!'

  11. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    I didn't fall I just decided
    to high five the floor....
    with my face....

  12. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    those few people you can
    TRULY TRUST

  13. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 7:16pm UTC
    HELL YEAH
    FINALLY
    notifications!

  14. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 2:06pm UTC
    Dear life
    when i said can my day get any worse
    IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION NOT A CHALLENGE

  15. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    TODAY I FOUND OUT SOMETHING THAT
    REALLY UPSET ME
    BUT I'M NOW SO GRATEFUL
    THAT I KNOW

  17. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    GRUDGES ARE FOR PEOPLE
    with nothing
    better to do

  18. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    OH HELL NO!
    fave if you said it in a black girls voice
    [♥] [♥]

  19. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    Why people
    don't open curtains during the night
    6% scared of the dark
    94% scared someone is pressed up against the window watching you

  20. ifonlyiwas ifonlyiwas
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    Dear gay guys
    Please stop being so much funnier, kinder, smarter and hotter than straight guys
    it's kind of depressing
    sincerely all single women
    ♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    never

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles