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1. smilex0
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC
   when i'm in the car
   and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥
   
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2. xBeautifulDngerx
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
   A Guy Had A Crush On
   This Girl
   He followed her wherever she went.
   One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
   Girl: Why do you keep following me?
   Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
   Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
   (The Boy Turns Around)
   Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
   Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
   i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
   -xBeautifulDngerx
   
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3. thatsacex3
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
   When guys get jealous
   it's kinda cute (':
   When girls get jealous
   World war III is about to start.
   
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4. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2013 11:45am UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   Swallowing magnets
   and hoping you become attractive.
   
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5. ChocoTaco
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2013 7:17pm UTC
   Me: *Accidentally plays headphones at 100%*
   Me: *Dies*
   
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6. laurenec
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2013 9:59pm UTC
   I procrastinate so
   often,
   I'll probably put off death
   and never die.
   
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7. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2013 12:31pm UTC
   short horror story: old pictures of me
   
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8. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2013 12:39pm UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   Witty is the only social network
   my parents haven't ruined.
   
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9. Rajsonkar
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2013 10:26am UTC
   I.Q. Test
   Daughter's name is Forty Two
   Son's name is Fifty Two
   Mother's name is Mrs. Sixty Two
   what is the name of the father ?
   format credit
   rajsonkar follow 
   
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10. AnInsecureGirl
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 11:35am UTC
    "Words have no power to impress the mind withouth the exquisite horror of their reality."
    -Edgar Allan Poe
    
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11. ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    Me every time I watch the titanic : Maybe it won't hit the iceberg this time.
    
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12. Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 11:51am UTC
    That awkward moment when you are trying not to look when someone is staring at you
    format credit rajsonkar
    
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13. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    teacher: now copy these notes down while i stand in front of them.
    
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14. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Don't judge a book by it's cover.
    my math book has a picture of someone enjoying themself.
    
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15. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Are oranges called orange because they are orange,
    or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
    
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16. laurenec
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 11:15am UTC
    Piglet: How do you spell
    "love"?
    Pooh: You don't spell it,
    you feel it.
    
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17. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    School today?
    Ain't nobody got time for that.
    
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18. happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    That one kid that everyone hates
    because they always remind the teacher to give homework
    
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19. Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    Taking a forgin language quiz:
    90% knowing the informations
    10% of making up my own language
    
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20. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Being fat lowers your chance
    of getting kidnapped.
    
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