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Litoudaki

1. Litoudaki
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   April 14, 2013 11:05am UTC
   becoming famous for no reason,
   is my dream
   
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2. Litoudaki
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   April 14, 2013 11:01am UTC
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3. Litoudaki
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   April 14, 2013 10:56am UTC
   do you ever stay in the shower for so long
   you forget who you are
   
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4. Litoudaki
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   April 14, 2013 10:51am UTC
   you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims
   and don’t even lie
   
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5. Litoudaki
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   April 14, 2013 10:38am UTC
   what if life stopped every 15 minutes for a commercial break
   
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6. Litoudaki
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   January 17, 2013 1:50pm UTC
   She wears short skirts, I wear dress shirts, she’s cheer captain and
   I made her change into different
   clothing because she is violating
   the schools policy regarding the
   dress code and I am the principal.
   tumblr
   
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7. Litoudaki
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   January 17, 2013 1:42pm UTC
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8. Litoudaki
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   January 16, 2013 11:32am UTC
   i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you
   
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9. Litoudaki
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   January 14, 2013 2:26pm UTC
   me: relationships are stupid i'll just be alone
   me: omg look at that cute couple fυck i am so lonely
   me: people are shιt i don't need them
   me: i need someone to cuddle with me
   
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10. Litoudaki
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    January 8, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    MY FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT I GOTTA WEAR SHADES
    
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11. Litoudaki
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    January 8, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    homework
    homewor
    homewo
    homew
    home
    hom
    ho
    h
    ho
    how
    how a
    how ab
    how abo
    how abou
    how about
    how about n
    how about no
    
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12. Litoudaki
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    January 8, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    Having a crush is like having that
    little piece of rock stuck in your
    shoe and you stop walking and shake it
    out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone
    but then a half hour later you feel it
    under your toe and you’re like oh no.
    
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13. Litoudaki
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    December 30, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    don’t flirt with me i’ll probably panic and kill you
    nmf
    
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14. Litoudaki
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    December 30, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    wait puberty hold on, you forgot the part where i become attractive
    
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15. Litoudaki
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    December 30, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
    dad: hey she came out of her hole
    dad: it's like you live in a cave
    dad: we haven't seen you in a while
    dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
    dad: you only leave to stock up on food
    dad: oh and there she goes
    dad: walking right past me with her food
    dad: see you in a few days
    tumblr
    
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16. Litoudaki
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    December 29, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    girl: sir can I go to the toilet?
    male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
    girl: but I'm having girl issues
    male teacher: omfg go
    
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17. Litoudaki
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    December 24, 2012 2:19pm UTC
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    Single bells single bells single all the way!
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18. Litoudaki
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    December 24, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    When the dreamer dies, what happens to the dream?
    
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19. Litoudaki
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    December 23, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    I might still be ugly but I used to be uglier.
    
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20. Litoudaki
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    December 23, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
    
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