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Litoudaki
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December 23, 2012 4:10pm UTC

Me: don't cry don't cry don't cry
Me: don't cry don't cry don't cry
Eyes: lol let's go niagara falls on this b*tch

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Litoudaki
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December 23, 2012 3:42pm UTC

I hate when applications are like
“why do you want to work here”
because I need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT

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Litoudaki
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December 23, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Person: you're really pretty
Me: are you making fun of me

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Litoudaki
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December 9, 2012 9:39am UTC

Person: I like you hair
Me: Thanks I grew it myself

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Litoudaki
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December 9, 2012 9:36am UTC

Me at school: No really I am smart, I just don't feel like doing this

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Litoudaki
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December 9, 2012 9:32am UTC

Me when I eat an apple: I'm so fυcking healthy

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Litoudaki
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December 9, 2012 9:29am UTC

Everyone: Are you okay
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look confused
Everyone: Are you mad at me
Everyone: What are you mad at
Me: IT'S JUST MY FACE

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Litoudaki
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August 15, 2012 3:36pm UTC

Internet: Did you know? People who laugh at your jokes are more likely to like you and want to have se.x with you.
Me: EVERYONE WANTS TO HAVE SE.X WITH ME! :O

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Litoudaki
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August 15, 2012 3:32pm UTC

My crush's facebook status: Nobody loves me :(
Me: I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

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Litoudaki
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August 15, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Joey: I originally oditioned for Rachel
Joey: But they thought "Too much penιs"

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Litoudaki
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June 30, 2012 6:36am UTC

Mirror: yes
Camera: no

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Litoudaki
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June 30, 2012 6:33am UTC

Mom: did you get home safe?
Me: no I died a few times

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Litoudaki
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June 30, 2012 6:25am UTC

Teacher: you'll be sorted in grou--
Me: can I work alone

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June 29, 2012 4:31pm UTC

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Litoudaki
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June 25, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Some people get confused when a sentence doesn't end as they potato.

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Litoudaki
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June 25, 2012 5:53pm UTC

Person: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Are you making fun of me?

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Litoudaki
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June 25, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Handsome guy: You're so pretty!
Me: Who sent you?

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June 25, 2012 5:47pm UTC

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Litoudaki
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June 3, 2012 12:25pm UTC

The butterfly project Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ
The rules are:
1. when you feel like you want to cut , take a marker, pen , or sharpies and draw a butterfly on your arm or hand .
2. name the butterfly after a loved one , or someone that really wants you to get better .
3. you must let the butterfly fade naturally . NO scrubbing it off .
4. if you cut before the butterfly is gone , you’ve killed it . if you dont cut , it lives .
5. if you have more than one butterfly , cutting kills all of them .
6. another person may draw them on you . these butterflies are extra special . take good care of them .
7. even if you don’t cut, feel free to draw a butterfly anyways, to show your support. if you do this, name it after someone you know that cuts or is suffering right now, and tell them. it could help.

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Litoudaki
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June 1, 2012 12:12pm UTC

The best things in life are unseen
that's why we close our eyes when we
kiss, cry and dream
format by: ThatsSoMeee

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