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Lisa4Jo

  1. live_laugh_love_8 live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 2:56pm UTC
    when i make a typo
    i look at the keys
    and see if they are close to each other

  2. rachie12 rachie12
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    January 31, 2010 3:01pm UTC
    "If we were not so cool we would be a hot mess!"

  3. squealy321 squealy321
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 3:02pm UTC
    I'm on a diet I only eat chocolate on days that end with
    "Y"

  4. live_laugh_love_8 live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 3:05pm UTC
    No Spellcheck
    thats my name
    not a typo


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  6. ibreakgirlsheartsx3 ibreakgirlsheartsx3
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 3:12pm UTC
    {♥1} hi,i'm a boy;;
    and i make up for the fact that my dick is small,
    by acting like a HUGE ONE towards you.

  7. swim_love_xo swim_love_xo
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 3:57pm UTC
    Today I found my old 20Questions battery operated game, I didn't want to do homework so I decided to give it a try. It got my first thing right, a book. Then I did trophy, it got it right again. Then i decided to do a dick, thinking there'd be no way it would get it. After question 9 it commented by saying, i cannot believe you are thinking of that. All the remaining questions were eligible for TWSS. Then when it came time to guess it, it was right. MLIA


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  10. daddysgirlxox daddysgirlxox
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 6:08pm UTC
    Today...
    I realized that at my school store, they sell a juice drink called Naked. I wanted to try it, so I said to my friend, "Hey, wanna come with me to the school store to get Naked?" Realizing what it sounded like, we burst out laughing for about 10 minutes and were late to class because we were getting Naked in the store. MLIA
    better colors later

  11. fearlessx3 fearlessx3
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 6:08pm UTC
    The Krusty Crab,
    is in Bikini Bottom, have you ever noticed that?

  12. Renee96 Renee96
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 6:18pm UTC
    Isnt it weird that everytime you're hiding you have to pee ?

  13. XShortyX97X XShortyX97X
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 6:45pm UTC
    STEP BROTHERS QUOTE#8
    Dale: [whispers] Hey, are you awake?
    Brennan: [whispers] Yeah.
    Dale: [whispers] I hate your guts.
    Brennan: [whispers] As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face.

  14. XShortyX97X XShortyX97X
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 6:49pm UTC
    STEP BROTHERS QUOTE#9
    Dale: What are you doing?!?
    Brennan: I'm burying you.
    Dale: [crying] I'm alive Brennan, I'm alive.
    Brennan: You're waking the neighbors! Shut up!

  15. JsOcCeRChIcK12 JsOcCeRChIcK12
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 6:59pm UTC
    is it mee...or does anyone else feel really weird when they eat a poposicle??
    mine
    fav\comment?
    lazyy bout colors


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  17. Brandygirl321 Brandygirl321
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 4:23pm UTC
    i love running up and_
    down hotel hallways ♥

  18. heyboyyourgorgeous heyboyyourgorgeous
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 4:24pm UTC
    I've lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries and 2 milleniums, & i'm not even 20 yet!
    Click the <3 if this applies to you (:


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  20. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 5:41pm UTC
    Its always depressing....
    to turn your phone on after a long period of time and have no text messgaes and no voicemails and no missed calls.

:)

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