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  1. PeAcE_LoVe_HaRmOnY_DaNcE PeAcE_LoVe_HaRmOnY_DaNcE
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2010 6:58pm UTC
    <3 <3
    Everyday, my best
    friend wears a pink home-
    made sweater with a big red
    heart in the middle. No one
    ever makes fun of him,
    because he is
    also 6'7", 275
    pounds.
    MLIA.
    <3


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  3. xo_lindsaaay_xo xo_lindsaaay_xo
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2010 7:15pm UTC
    today i went on google
    and typed why in the search box
    one of the suggestions was:
    "why can't I own a canadian?"
    i forgot what i was originally searching...

  4. britnutt britnutt
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    January 30, 2010 7:19pm UTC
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  5. alex_orange alex_orange
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2010 7:23pm UTC
    those of you who think that
    THEY KNOW EVERYTHING
    are extremely annoying to those of us who do

  6. iNSPiREx3 iNSPiREx3
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2010 8:53pm UTC
    DOES ANYONE ELSE WONDER WHY GARY THE SNAIL
    |M|E|O|W|S|?|


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  8. o0okris4to0o o0okris4to0o
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    -Would you
    like a side of
    EPIC
    with that
    FAIL?
    ;]

  9. 1111wisher 1111wisher
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2010 9:15pm UTC
    Instead of choosing between a skinny and CuRvY girl lets put it this way
    Would you rather have a shake or salad?
    Which satisfies you more?
    I think we all know the answer to that

  10. kkdawg4420 kkdawg4420
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2010 9:38pm UTC
    lets make better mistakes tomorrow..

  11. vxxcarriexxv vxxcarriexxv
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2010 10:07pm UTC
    "Glue is made up of a substance that sticks to things
    and a solvent that keeps it
    liquid until you want it to stick.
    When you put glue on a piece of paper,
    the solvent gradually evaporates until the glue becomes sticky.
    When the glue is in a bottle,
    there is a space inside the bottle above the liquid that is full of air.
    So why doesn't the glue dry out?
    Well there's a limit to the amount of solvent that can evaporate to fill the space in the bottle.
    Once the space is full of solvent gas,
    no more solvent evaporates from the glue and the glue stays runny."
    Their is your answer everyone (:


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  13. HopelessNoey HopelessNoey
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    January 30, 2010 10:47pm UTC
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  14. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
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    January 30, 2010 10:30pm UTC
    When a boy breaks your heart,
    a good friend will comfort you. My friends will walk right up to him and say,
    "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
    Haha, my friends said this to me a long time ago.. Love you, Kara. :]


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  17. xoxiluvyouxox xoxiluvyouxox
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    January 30, 2010 11:17pm UTC
    everyone says girls are useless,
    well they never checked
    where babys come from!(:
    no jocking please.
    credit to xoxiluvyouxox

  18. awhoore awhoore
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2010 11:18pm UTC
    say no to
    drugs .
    say yes to
    tacos .

  19. shutttup_annd_kiss_me shutttup_annd_kiss_me
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2010 11:39pm UTC
    why isnttt our summer as long as Phineas and Ferb's?
    haha, these are the questions that haunt me. (;

  20. woahhcourtney1 woahhcourtney1
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2010 11:43pm UTC
    "Wow you've grown."
    Well yes, That tends to happen.

:)

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