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  1. SmartBlonde SmartBlonde
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    AKWARD MOMENT WHEN..
    your playing Temple Run and you die with 2,012 points.

  2. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Dear Will. I. Am,
    When you die, will your name be Will. He. Was?, Sincerely, just curious.

  3. kelseycarter kelseycarter
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    so today, I was in the grocery store, and when I was in the fruit and vegatable aisle there was a midgit
    infront of me picking up a mushroom
    and I couldn't help but yell
    "grow mario grow!"

  4. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN TELLTHAT PEOPLE
    REALLY
    DON'T LIKE YOU BUT HANG OUT WITH YOU ANYWAYS.

  5. livelaughlovepeace livelaughlovepeace
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Lol, you think you can make fun of my friends and I won't get involved?
    haha, reality check, that's not how I roll.
    nmq/nmf

  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Read
    I
    in between
    hope
    the
    she
    lines,
    was
    stupid.
    worth it.

  7. whozaitsbeccax3 whozaitsbeccax3
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    i'm perfectly fine.
    trust me.

  8. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    if i have ever said anything to insult you,
    please let me know.
    i might wanna say it again.

  9. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    No One Cares Unless
    you're pretty or dying.

  10. xXTheBrokenGirlXx xXTheBrokenGirlXx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    My Talents:
    speed texting,
    procrastination,
    sarcasm,
    talking back,
    & the ability to completely zone out in class
    n m f

  11. COOL_STORY_BRO COOL_STORY_BRO
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    Anything you can do
    a 10-year-old asian can do better.
    nmf/nmq

  12. nikkiparentrox nikkiparentrox
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    The Best Thing Ever;
    having a fire drill during your least favorite class ♥

  13. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    If my best friend dislikes you,
    I'll automatically dislike you aswell.

  14. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Playing a video game
    and thinking if you lean side-to-side with the controller,
    it will help you turn.

  15. kravutskea kravutskea
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    Smart girls open their mind,
    easy girls open their legs,
    and foolish girls open their hearts.

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    *A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
    Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
    *Everyone laughs*
    Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
    *Dead silence*.
    nmq

  17. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 1:05am UTC
    I wish that my love could
    be like volleyball. Just call "MINE!" & everyone backs off...♥
    jayciecutie01's format
    nmq//saw it on facebook

  18. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 8:02am UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    Format Credit - RunawayRachel
    That one friend who texts like anEmotionless Robot.

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:57am UTC
    Feeling like a boss when you
    know most of the lines in a movie

  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Admit it,
    you've lied to get out of hanging out with someone.

:)

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