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LillyBelle_17

1. LillyBelle_17
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 9:34pm UTC
   Me: Who sings i'm sexy and i know it?
   Friend: LMFAO
   Me: What's so funny???
   
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2. LillyBelle_17
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 8:52pm UTC
   Katniss is the girl on fire.
   Peeta is the boy with bread.
   What's Gale? The boy with hotness????
   
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3. LillyBelle_17
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 8:11pm UTC
   What every teacher needs to know:
   I don't slurr my words. I speak in cursive.
   I don't have bad handwriting. I have my own font .
   
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4. LillyBelle_17
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 12:29am UTC
   I hate it when your texting a
   couple different people
   and you send the wrong
   text to all of them
   
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5. LillyBelle_17
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 9:23pm UTC
   Strangers
   think I'm quiet
   My friends
   think I'm outgoing
   My bestfriends
   think I'm completley insane :)
   
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6. LillyBelle_17
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 9:20am UTC
   If only people these days could remember things like they remember song lyrics, our generation would be soooo much smarter.
   
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7. LillyBelle_17
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 9:03am UTC
   Mom: Do you want a ice-cream cone?
   Me: No i'm fine
   Mom: *get's one out for the rest of the family*
   Me: *feeling left out, gets up and go grabs one*
   Mom: So you didn't want me to give you one, but you get one by yourself?
   Me: Yup, I was afraid you'd contaminate it
   *True story but she laughed at me
   
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8. LillyBelle_17
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2012 6:56pm UTC
   Have you ever noticed on scary movies the Killer is like "Where are you?" do they expect the guy hiding to say "Yeah I'm in the kitchen, do you want a sandwich?"
   
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9. LillyBelle_17
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2012 6:49pm UTC
   Never assume
   assuming makes an
   A** out of U and ME
   
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10. LillyBelle_17
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    When your friend sees W.W.J.D?
    and says "Who wants jelly doughnuts!"
    When it's What would Jesus do?
    
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